funny commands your dogs have learned..

[Bigpoodleperson]

I taught Riley how to "say please". That is one of his commands for speak. The kids all LOVED it when we went into their class. I had some treats, and i asked the kids what the majic word was. They all said pleassssse. I told Riley to "say please" and he barked for his treat. That is his "coolest" trick. He also knows to shake with whatever paw coorosponds (sp?) to which hand i am holding out.
I have never been much of a trick trainer.

 

[ACooper]

"Wipey Wipey"..........I say that one when I let Orson in the back door and he will run back and forth on the throw rug to wipe his feet It's very cute because he will run back and forth, stop, "dig" with his front feet on the rug........and then look at me to see if that is good enough. If I say "wipey wipey" again he repeats his efforts


That is the only "funny" command I can think of at the moment.

 

[Hairy&Stumpy]

I can twirl my index finger and say Disco Dance, and my old guy will throw himself on the floor, roll on his back, run is front paws in the air and wiggle back and forth.

 

[Dreeza]

lmao....

Chloe has learned squirrel

If I say the word squirrel, she will go around the yard on squirrel patrol, and look for them...

hehe, thats what Oakley does with "bunny"

We used to make him look around the house for bunnies, but he eventually caught on that there was never gonna be a bunny inside, haha

 

[CharlieDog]

Ozzy will roll over when we say "Do a Barrel Roll!" (It's from our StarFox 64 days, for those of you who will remember that. Or want to )

 

[Hillside]

I just realized that Saga will go tuck herself into her crate when my laptop clicks closed. Checking my email is the last thing I do before I leave in the morning so I guess she just started free associating.

 

[skKi]

Ozzy will roll over when we say "Do a Barrel Roll!" (It's from our StarFox 64 days, for those of you who will remember that. Or want to )

Ha ha, I yell that at Pit when he's being mauled by Zero. That and "Try a summersault!"

 

[maxfox426]

I just realized that Saga will go tuck herself into her crate when my laptop clicks closed. Checking my email is the last thing I do before I leave in the morning so I guess she just started free associating.

This just made me realize that Morgan does something similar. When I'm ready to leave for work in the morning, all I have to say is, "You know what time it is!" and he will go into his crate. I used to have to actually give the "crate" command, but I guess he knows the drill now.

 

[SpringerLover]

"stick 'em up" and Buzz puts his paws in the air... complicated though as his cue for that is Bailey's nose touch cue, ends in chaos if I'm not paying attention!

spin (turn to the right) & twist (turn to the left)

they both back up and "get out"

Bailey speaks when I say "what?" or when we're competing I ask her if she's ready and if she IS she'll speak and launch on me... it's fun and cute

Buzz bows when I ask him if he's ready

 

[yoko]

yoshi knows kiss. she'll jump up put her paws in your hands and smash her nose and front part of her lips into your face lol no licking just a kiss.

she also knows 'pound it' where she'll sit and tap your fist with the back of her paw

and lastly she knows 'yoshi i have a problem' lol which is code for 'yoshi i have these disgusting things call carrots and i need you to get rid of them secretly so know one knows i didn't eat them' lol i HATE carrots. raw i can eat maybe one or two baby carrots but i can't eat them cooked

 

[chanda]

my dog knows sit, come and go out command...

and sometimes she get's it when i want to play with her when i make certain hand gestures...

 

[Adambesme]

Tom does a weird "command" when it's meal time. I have him go to the kitchen, and instead of spinning 180 degrees around to face me, he does 540 degrees. It's hilarious. And only at meal time. Any other time I tell him to go to the kitchen and he'll just turn around regularly.

He runs to the door when I click my laptop closed. Probably means I spend too much time on the computer.

"Scratchy scratch" means for him to come sit by the sofa so I can scratch behind his ears.

The one that makes me laugh the most is "up the stairs" because he LOVES IT. We built a ramp from the backyard to the back deck because he can't make it up the stairs there, and where ever he is in the yard he'll come barrel up the ramp.