Football rant: The Cowboys

Gempress

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I am a 49er fan. I live in Texas. And after enduring years of football season in the middle of Cowboy country, I've decided that I can't stand the Dallas Cowboys.

--If I hear "How 'bout 'dem Cowboys?" one more time, I'm going to scream.
--Ditto to "leaving the roof open so God can look in on His team."
--Two letters: T.O.
--The whole hubub over 5 Superbowl rings. WHY all the boasting about 5 rings?? There are THREE teams out there with five rings. Sorry to break it to you, Cowboy fans, but your team is not *that* special.
--Sports analysts. I don't like those guys to begin with...they're nothing but a trumped-up marketing department...but can they talk about something other than how wonderful the Cowboys are?? Especially after they lost! There are three undefeated teams out there! Quit talking about the d@mned Cowboys already!

Thank you for reading this rant. I now return you to your regularly scheduled posting.

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Megansmom

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First, I hate the Cowboys, too...I think T.O. is a jackass.

Second, I know how you feel. I moved from Wisconsin (Born and bred Packer fan) to Colorado when the Broncos had just defeated the Packers in the superbowl. I could barely control the nausea, lol.

Here's hoping for a crappy Cowgirl season!! :p (sorry to any Cowboy fans)
 

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How about a big " OH NO YOU DIDNT!"

Born and rasied on Cowboy football LOL Seen thier ups, seen thier downs.... so I say to you

HOW ABOUT DEM COWBOYS?!
 

Gempress

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How about a big " OH NO YOU DIDNT!"

Born and rasied on Cowboy football LOL Seen thier ups, seen thier downs.... so I say to you

HOW ABOUT DEM COWBOYS?!
ARRGGGH! *puts fingers in ears, falls to floor in fetal position*

Make it go away! Make it go away! Please!

:mad: :D :rofl1: :yikes:

*gets up and runs away from the men in the white suits w/the giant butterfly nets*
 

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