Too funny! Well, Tosca, you gave it the old Collie try. Now you're just going to have to turn up the cuteness dial and tell the "nutcase" what it is you want. I've got this down to an art with my human. If she doesn't get crackin', just go see the old guy next door. He'll feed you some home grown meat. I bet he's got some. Nevermind those Lassie stories. Instead of "Lassie Come Home," find your way over the fence again. I bet that old man has some chickens you could sample...nobody'd be the wiser. After all, Lassie wouldn't do something like that, right? Ya gotta use the old noggin Tosca. Take it from me, your friend Lyric. I've been long in the face too but I've got my nutcase figured out. You can do this girlie. If you can't get over the fence, just howl and I'll give you my back to stand on. How much better can it get? But if you get into the chicken coupe, ya gotta promise to grab me one too.