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It's 3am in the morning. I'm in bed and so is Peanut. She decides to move in on my spot and steals my pillow. I'm disgruntled. But, its too early to fight her for it, so I take the spot towards the foot of the bed and she gets to spread herself out on my pillow. Everything is silent. The music is playing in the background. I'm losing conciouscness. All of the sudden, I hear pffft! followed by popopopopffffffft. At first I'm unsure of what it is, but then it hits me-Peanutty Butt has lived up to her name. She has no idea what has just happenned. She cocks her ears up and scrunches her mouth together and just looks at her butt. This is my cue to bust out laughing.lol Then she starts sniffing the air around her butt and looks up at me like, "what just happenned?". So, I had to comfort her and tell her its ok.lol.


There ya have it.lol. Peanutty Butt lives.
 
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LOLOLOL!!! Hunter will do his FART DARTS. He'll be laying in bed and let one blow. Only to shoot his head up and look at his butt like "WHAT was THAT?!!" Then Mamma gets the privelege of the wafting odors... He thinks it's cool :rolleyes:
 
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Back before the grrrrls were old enough to switch to EVO, Shiva would have the poots every now and then. She'd poot (silently), and when the smell would hit and one of us would say something - or gag - she'd look very reproachfully at Charley. You could see her trying to blame him! Nice turnabout on the usual scenario where the guy farts and blames the dog, lol!
 

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lol good for her. It probably was Charley. Couldn't be a little flower like Shiva :rolleyes:
 

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She just did it again!!!! UUGGGHHH, that one smells horrible!! And guess what songs playing on my comp? Toxicity.lol :D
 

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Royal Canin...and anything that I'm having. I'm on the demon diet.lol. Half of anything I'm having goes to the little furball whining on the floor.
 

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