Okay, I need chazzers help. I'm desperate. I want 'restaurant quality' ranch and honey mustard. I can deal with crappy ranch or HM for salad dressings I guess, but I want the good stuff for dipping (chicken and stuff). I hate the 'dressing' style stuff on food. The ranch is always too thin, or too zingy. I HATE Hidden Valley. I don't like Ken's. I don't think Kraft's is any good either. I was buying Marie's out of the cooler because it's almost there but not quite. I've gotten sick of it actually. Applebee's or Buffalo Wild Wing's honey mustard is the best. Once again I hate Hidden Valley and Ken's. Any suggestions?