I'll tune in. It should be interesting.
I, too, like creative grooming, and I don't think a long grooming session (standing for hours) is inherently cruel. Many of these dogs ENJOY the grooming process, and it can be a bonding time between a dog and their owner. Though it does depending heavily on the techniques/products used.
Oh, well, I'll dye my brats again, I'm sure. Maybe I'll get some ideas....