*EVIL PLAN* Shall I do it? NEED OPINIONS!!

[ToscasMom]

Oh yeah, I re-read and thought that's what you meant. You definitely have to leave them with cleanup, not just a neat baggie. The heck with that.

 

[ToscasMom]

Cut out the bottom and let them think it's sealed.

 

[*Amy*]

Oh yeah, I re-read and thought that's what you meant. You definitely have to leave them with cleanup, not just a neat baggie. The heck with that.

LOL, yeah I think we're just plopping it. We're leaving a sign, too that says something like, "This is your dog's very LARGE turd. If you continue to not pick them up, I'll keep putting them at your doorstep."

 

[AgilityPup]

OMG! This is so much something I'd do! I can't wait to hear more *Checks watch to see when we will know more!*

 

[ToscasMom]

I had a neighbor who once put somebody's dog poop in their mailbox.

 

[*Amy*]

:lol-sign: I'm excited, too! We're going to do it in about 30-45 minutes. I'm waiting for Jessie to come over and then we're going to make a sign, grab the camera and ziploc, and go!

 

[~Jessie~]

You forgot about the smearing part, lol :lol-sign:

 

[*Amy*]

I had a neighbor who once put somebody's dog poop in their mailbox.

Did they do it for the same reason?

 

[*Amy*]

You forgot about the smearing part, lol :lol-sign:

Oh, yeah!!! Okay here's our plan:

1. Make a sign.
2. Grab the camera.
3. Grab a Ziploc.
4. Go find a large turd.
5. Pick it up with the Ziploc.
6. Quietly walk up the stairs to their door.
7. Plop the poop on their doorstep.
8. SMEAR it around.
9. Place the sign on top of the poop.
10. Take a picture.
11. RUN LIKE THE WIND!!

 

[AgilityPup]

I love your plan! Can't wait to see the pic.... *wines "gooo dooo iiiittttttt nooooowwwww!!!!"*

 

[~Jessie~]

I'll probably head over in like 15 minutes

 

[AgilityPup]

YAY! Poo(literaly), now I need to stay up... I was going to go to bed... guess not.

 

[*Amy*]

Oh, you MUST wait!! You'll love the picture..We're going to really smear it around.

 

[bubbatd]

I would pick up and put it in a pretty gift bag or box ! Be sure it's their dog's !!!

 

[*Amy*]

I would pick up and put it in a pretty gift bag or box ! Be sure it's their dog's !!!

Oo, man!! That's a really good idea, but I don't have any gift bags or boxes. I know it's their dog's poops out there because they just got the dog and the poops just started appearing. They're everywhere!

 

[Squishy22]

Great idea. It will teach them a lesson!! Cant wait to see hear how it goes!!

 

[Lilavati]

Actually, to be really serious here for a sec, I think your original plan is fine. Leave a note, even. But don't take it out of the bag, don't punch holes in the bag, and don't, for the love of god, throw it. The original plain is not only evil fun, but if you get caught, the worst they can likely do to you is make your life miserable in return. The other plan they might be able to press charges for harassment . . . or worse. With the original, I think they'd be laughed out of court. I mean, their dog, their poop, neatly in a sealed baggy? YEah, no problem. Loose dog poop on their porch or thrown at their house . . . um . . . yeah, you might lose that one.

Required disclaimer: This is my personal and not professional opinion!

 

[heartdogs]

I think you should enclose a small plastic *car* with the stuff...

 

[Brattina88]

*snorts*... :lol-sign:
waiting patiently for an update!

 

[*Amy*]

Here's the moment you've all been waiting for!!!

Jessie and I just left two bags of poop on their doorstep. We decided not to smear it because their lights were on and we were afraid. Here's the picture!!!!