I was at PetSmart once and there is a girl that works there who is really, really stupid. She seemed to think Auggie and Payton had Georgie, or at least that's what I can guess, because she pointed to Payton and said "That one's the daddy, right?" Nope. That's her half-uncle. Also he's only three months older than her. No, that one is her uncle too, also he doesn't even have testicles.
"Oh. So you just like shelties?"
I honestly couldn't help myself. "No, we hate them, that's why we have three of them," came out of my mouth.
I have no tolerance for her after she has hassled me and my dogs repeatedly. I can't figure out how she hasn't ended up with some less than tolerant dog biting her or getting fired.