Maggie would be too stringy, Roxie would be to fatty and add unhealthy cholestorol, but Brutus does have some nice looking thighs, hmmm let me think about that.
No, I would have to forage for berries and learn to eat ants or something...Of course Brutie is a great forager so we wouldn't starve...we would just have to share.
He might drag up garbage though...back to berries, leaves, ants or something.