Dumbest dog related thing you've heard all day

[cloudcandy]

Didn't read it and it didn't happen today, but the groomer I went to told me Violet was miserable and would never be happy because "dogs like that" are meant to live outside.

LOOOOOOOOOL
these all all too good!

Somebody came up to me today,after observing me holding Coco whilst waiting for a bus,she approached me and went to stroke Coco..
"Aw very sweet,she is very young though at that age their better kept inside" (this was accompanied by a mild dirty look)...How many week's is she?".
Me: "9 month's" -_-
Women: "I seeeeeeee"

GRRRRRRRRRRRR

 

[sillysally]

Said by a mother after her young child came running straight up to Jack at PETsMART...

"I know he [the child] shouldn't run up to dogs, but labs are ok with that, its not like he [Jack] is a Chow or German Shepard or something. THOSE are the dogs you don't want to run up to!"

I've repeatedly heard people talk a about how dogs who taste blood are ruined forever.

If a dog kills a chicken, the correct reaction is to beat the dog with the chicken carcass.

"Hybrid vigor" is achieved by simply breeding two dog breeds together.

One of the dumbest things I've heard in a while about any animal though was horse related. On the radio they were discussing how vacation dude ranches and trail riding outlets were focusing on getting larger saddles and buying larger horses--draft crosses--for heavier riders.

The radio host was convinced that "draft cross" meant genetically engineered horses and was going in and on about how just because fat people wanted to horseback ride didn't mean that we needed to be "monkeying with" horse DNA and creating test tube horses.

 

[Paige]

hahahahaha test tube horses.... that is golden.

 

[misfitz]

 

[Kimbers]

This was not only dumb but also infuriating to me... (Sorry, kind of a story.)
I took Kailey to PetCo today and saw a little dog wearing a vest-ish thing that said "therapy dog-- please pet me".
I kept Kailey away because she tends to be a little bit too friendly, but the owner of the dog called us over for a meet and greet, which I though would be fine, but the dog whirled around and snapped at Kailey. She was barely sniffing the thing!
Anyways, the owner goes, "Oh! Yeah, she's pretty leash-reactive."
I asked about the therapy vest and she said, "Oh, that's our other dog's vest. She's just in training."
Needless to say, I was pretty flippin' mad.

 

[Bigpoodleperson]

My friend told me once that I shouldnt ever get a large breed dog because a large breed dog wouldnt like my house set-up. Granted we have a nice sized house. She kept her 2 rotts locked in the kitchen 24/7. Ummm, who shouldnt have large breed dogs? Didnt know dogs cared how my house is set up (not even remotely weird even, Riley loved the house and it had two hallways that connected two rooms like a square, Riley and I loved chasing eachother around the square)...

 

[Kimbers]

Pretty much anything out of Brad Pattison's mouth would qualify as one of the dumbest thing I've heard. lol