Dogspeak

[heartdogs]

I thought it would be fun to have a thread for dogs only. Come on Chazpups, kick your human off the 'puter and start typing. What do you have to say???



I wish my mom would get off the 'puter and play frisbee instead.
~Sequoyah

 

[gradyupmybutt]

Wuts a frizb? I gots a burger that squeeks dat I's love! I throws it & chase it & chewz it. Sumtimes mom trosz it & Iz go bonkerz!

Gwady

 

[bcmoffatt]

Iwannagoforawalk! Canwegoforawalk? I know I just had one, but I want more! That one was only an hour!! I wanna play! I wanna run! OOowowwooowooo, I wannagofora bike ride! I don't like frisbee. I like to ruuuuunnnnn!!!!!!! Runrunrun!

-Kena

 

[mrose_s]

Mum didn't even walk me today she had to go to work early.
-Buster

 

[Xerxes]

From the Diary of Xerxes:

All of the following took place from 5:15pm to 5:17pm 11 September 2007.

My human is too slow. Doesn't he realize that the world is a fast moving place, filled with critters to chase, catch and kill? There's my tree, ooooh there's my other tree. Hey who marked my bush? My BUSH! Grass looks pretty good, I should eat it. CHIPMUNK!!! CHIPMUNK!!! CHIPMUNK!!!! Stop climbing trees, I can't catch you up there. One day I'll jump high enough to catch you!!! What's that over there? Can we run? I want to run? Hey is that another dog? He's not hunting my squirrels?? There's my tree! Another bush! Hey NOW, that's a cute little girl doggie, but I have to ignore her-she's not prey-she might try to hunt my favorites.. Do you have any food? Humans are so slow. SQUIRREL, SQUIRREL SQUIRREL!!!!!!!!!! GET OUT OF THE TREE!!!!!! PLAY FAIR!!!!! OOOOOH a trail....can I follow it???? I want to dig!! DIG DIG DIG DIG DIG.

Hey there's my tree!....

 

[eddieq]

We know who's a good puppy! I'm the only one here. Now give me my **** treat!

 

[Chewbecca]

Oh. Mah. Gawd.
Human is making ME get off THE bed.
Pffft.
Let's see if the adorable pit bull head tilt and the ears that she loves so much, change her mind.

Yeah? That worked? That's what I THOUGHT.

 

[Laurelin]

I wish all those other dogs would go away and leave me alone.

-Nikki

 

[Charliesmommy]

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[milos_mommy]

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Charlie is a MIND READER!

 

[Angel Chicken]

BALL! Let's play ball mom! No? No ball? Ok, Fine. Outside? Can we go outside? Please can we go outside? I'll arff until you take me outside. We're going outside? YAY!! OUTSIDE!

YAY!! Ball please mom? WHAT? We're just out here to pee? Oh, my gosh. No you didn't even go there. I'll take my time then.

WAITTTTTT! Don't go in without me!

OHHHH The couch... time... for... a... nap.... ZzZzZzZ.....

 

[bubbatd]

Yawn ............... I just got up !!! Took Mom's place in bed when she got up ....( nice and warm !) Last 2 mornins , Sawyer and Virgo got me up early ............miss them , but I sure slept well last night !!

 

[lubspaniel]

cant talk now.. busy chasing this cat around the house!!

 

[houndlove]

Marlowe: Zzzzzzzzzz *snort* zzzzzzzzz......

 

[Angel Chicken]

Ohhhhh... ahhhhh... that.... feeeeeels gooooooood...

What mom? Your table isn't my personal itchy butt scratchy thing? Why?

BAH! Fine then, I'll use your leg...

 

[Mayasmydobe]

1 of mah humans goed to a store place, she brought home a new shirt for me soz I dont getz cold outside! Ahhh what a great life I have here at my new home! I get to lay on the most soft things and get loved on ALL the time! And I got a very pretty Make-over!
-Fancy

mommy brought home a moving mop looking thing! She told me that I couldnt play with it yet though, that I had to wait a while. I WANNA PLAY WITH THE MOP!
Oh, but the next day the mom, my mommy, my grandma, and the little kid went away for a while and when they came home, the mop wasnt with them, but it was this little prancy white dog with bows in it's hair! jeeze how silly, dog's dont wear bows!
-Maya

 

[eddieq]

I've been licking this guys head for half an hour! Where's the tootsie roll center?

also

BACON!

 

[bcmoffatt]

Good idea!! Mmmm.....BACON!

I am not pleased. The human has made it so I can't get into the sunroom. That's where the cat food and yummy litter box are! I'm stuck here all day with no kitty kibble or poop to eat! This is cruelty! Does anyone have the number for animal control?!?!?!

 

[eddieq]

Must figure out where the humans take the food when they empty the tray they call "cat box".

You know what they say, eat a cat, you're fed that day, teach a cat to poop and you're fed forever.

 

[bubbatd]

Bin thinkin' while lying in the warm sun ....( geeeez it's nice outside !) Why do our peeple use that huge water bowl to pee and poop in when they have the nice outdoors ?? I can see it when it's snowy .... but not whin it's so nice out !