dog rules.

Discussion in 'Dog Jokes and Cartoons' started by pinkcircles, May 14, 2009.

  1. pinkcircles

    pinkcircles New Member

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    1. It's not a laugh to practice barking at 3a.m.

    2. It's wrong to back Grandma into a corner and guard her.

    3. He shouldn't jump on your bed when he's sopping wet.

    4. The cats have every right to be in the living room.

    5. Barking at guests 10 minutes after they arrive is stupid

    6. Getting up does NOT mean we are going for a walk

    7. Just because I'm eating, doesn't mean you can.

    8. If you look at me with those big soppy eyes, I'm not going to give in and feed you. NOT NOT NOT. Oh, ok, just this once.

    9. No, it's my food....Oh alright then, just a small piece.
     
  2. aussiemyf7

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    My dogs break all these rules.
    Naughty pups!
     
  3. gavinwilliams

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    1. The dog is not allowed in the house.

    2. Okay, the dog is allowed in the house, but only in certain rooms.

    3. The dog is allowed in all rooms, but has to stay off the furniture.

    4. The dog can get on the old furniture only, but has to stay off the new couch.

    5. Fine, the dog is allowed on all the furniture, but is not allowed to sleep with the humans on the bed.

    6. Okay, the dog is allowed on the bed, but only by invitation.

    7. The dog can sleep on the bed whenever he wants, but not under the covers.

    8. The dog can sleep under the covers by invitation only.

    9. The dog can sleep under the covers every night.

    10. Humans must ask permission to sleep under the covers with the dog.
     
  4. kms1167

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    lol, i love these:) they sure have a way of manipulating us don't they...
     
  5. Snowy

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    Good conclusion, Km.

    Regarding point 1 of the original thread, that's obvious. But it seems that most dogs are not familiar with the rule. :rofl1: About point 8, yes the soppy eyes are irresistible.
     

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