Dog Horoscopes!

[SizzleDog]

Preface: I don't believe in horoscopes, but I do find them immensely entertaining! I got a book for Christmas called Dog Stars: Astrology for Dog Lovers. Here are some short excerpts from the book.



THE ARIES DOG: March 21-April 19
Keywords: feisty, aggressive, independent, takes the initiative, rowdy, impulsive, fierce, high energy, accident prone.
Common breeds: Dachshund, Chihuahua, JRT
If they could talk... "I'm counting to ten, and then I'm leaving without you!"

THE TAURUS DOG: April 20-May 20
Keywords: loyal, stubborn, protective, devoted, tenacious, lazy, steady, indulgent, loves food, simple, strong, predicable, habitual
Common breeds: Bulldog, Bassett Hound, French Bulldog, Saint Bernard
If they could talk... "Supersize fries only come in one size?"

THE GEMINI DOG: May 21-June 20
Keywords: unpredictable, versatile, smart, sociable, high energy, curious, easily distracted, restless
Common breeds: Mixed breeds
If they could talk... "What? Huh?"

THE CANCER DOG: June 21-July 22
Keywords: sensitive, moody, emotional, intuitive, domestic, shy, touchy, nurturing, protective, needy
Common breeds: Cavaliers, Scotties
If they could talk... "I'm cranky, don't bug me!"

THE LEO DOG: July 23-August 22
Keywords: confident, show-off, proud, openhearted, generous, dramatic, bold, bossy
Common breeds: Shih Tzu, Bichons, Pekingese
If they could talk... "Where's my servant? Oh THERE you are, Mom!"

THE VIRGO DOG: August 23-September 22
Keywords: neat, meticulous, worrywart, fastidious, healthy, minimalist, hardworking
Common breeds: Weims, Vizslas, Dalmatians
If they could talk... "I'll stand in front of the darn TV all night if I have to!"

THE LIBRA DOG: September 23-October 22
Keywords: balanced, calm, peaceful, beautiful, sweet, accommodating, fair-minded, charming, social
Common breeds: Labs, Goldens, Poodles
If they could talk... "It's a blessing in disguise... just let it go."

THE SCORPIO DOG: October 23-November 21
Keywords: intense, controlling, passionate, secretive, suspicious, intelligent, devoted, sensitive, jealous
Common breeds: GSDs, Dobermans, Rhodesian Ridgebacks
If they could talk... "Don't get mad... get even!"

THE SAGITTARIUS DOG: November 22-December 21
gregarious, fun-loving, optomistic, free-spirited, goofy, clumsy
Common breeds: German Shorthaired Pointers, Boxers, Brittanys
If they could talk... "I'm not tired yet."

THE CAPRICORN DOG: December 22-January 19
Keywords: ambitious, high standards, disciplined, tradition, structure, rules, limits, authority, duty, responsibility, practical
Common breeds: Yorkies, Berners, Schnauzers, Shelties
If they could talk... "I wouldn't touch that brand of dog food with a ten foot pole."

THE AQUARIUS DOG: January 20-February 18
eccentric, independent, free thinker, radical, friendly, people-lover, unpredictable, aloof, erratic, nervous, high strung
Common breeds: Cockers, Beagles, Sibes
If they could talk... "Why be normal?"

THE PISCES DOG: February 19-March 20
Keywords: dreamy, shy, empathetic, imaginative, messy, creative
Common breeds: Pugs, Collies, Newfs
If they could talk... "You call it sleeping? I call it connecting with the divine!"


There's a lot more for each sign... the friggin book is nearly 200 pages long! Those are just some highlights - . How accurate are they to your dogs?

ILSA - Aquarius - spot on!
RONIN - Saggitarius - wow, how can this think be so accurate???
ADA - Scorpio - not really... some match, but it's not really *her*.

 

[Zoom]

Virgo, assuming she is a true Virgo, does fit that description. Otherwise she's an Aquarius.

I think Sawyer is a Sagittarius.

Those are both guesses though. The one thing that sucks about having rescue dogs is not knowing birthdays.

 

[noodlerubyallie]

Allie - Gemini. Yep, she matches.

Noodle - Aquarius. Nope.

Ruby - I don't know her real birthday But if I had to guess, then Aquarius.

 

[Izzy's Valkyrie]

I sincerely hope Izzy grows into a peaceful and calm dog because she's a spastic puppy!

 

[Dakotah]

Bear- is Taurus. And that describes him almost to a T.
Jet- was born between June and Sept. She was a rescue. lol

 

[Renee750il]

Kharma is an Aquarian Oh, yah. She really is, well, without the nervous (she has nerves of titanium) and obviously not an across the board people lover, lol!

Tallulah is a Leo :rofl1: Yup.

Bimmer is, as near as I can place it, a Scorpio. Truly.

 

[PWCorgi]

THE CAPRICORN DOG: December 22-January 19
Keywords: ambitious, high standards, disciplined, tradition, structure, rules, limits, authority, duty, responsibility, practical
Common breeds: Yorkies, Berners, Schnauzers, Shelties
If they could talk... "I wouldn't touch that brand of dog food with a ten foot pole."

:rofl1: :rofl1: :rofl1: :rofl1:
*wipes tears*

Yeah...oookay. lol

 

[bogolove]

LOL, Brady is the Libra Dog and it does sound a lot like him!

 

[jess2416]

THE SCORPIO DOG: October 23-November 21
Keywords: intense, controlling, passionate, secretive, suspicious, intelligent, devoted, sensitive, jealous
Common breeds: GSDs, Dobermans, Rhodesian Ridgebacks
If they could talk... "Don't get mad... get even!"

LMAo Chloe yep hahaha I cant imagine her saying that too

:rofl1::rofl1::rofl1:

 

[Sweet72947]

This is pretty much Daisy, except the needy part, she is definitely not needy.

THE CANCER DOG: June 21-July 22
Keywords: sensitive, moody, emotional, intuitive, domestic, shy, touchy, nurturing, protective, needy
Common breeds: Cavaliers, Scotties
If they could talk... "I'm cranky, don't bug me!"

 

[bubbatd]

Wish I knew Ollie's birthday !!