Hades thinks he's a 60lb lap dog. So he'll come running at you sitting on the couch, fly and land right on your stomach. Other than landing heavily on internal organs though, nothing else.
Roxy is a rope killer. The knot has hit me a few times in the face. She also climbs on top of you, an 80lb lap dog. The worst is her SOS pads, yano the skin underneath their paws. LOL. Every morning she greets me with a huge hug in bed, but her co-ordination in the morning isn't all too great. SO a lot of the time, I get an SOS pad on the face, when she's meaning to put her paw over my shoulder. LOL