Crossbreed Dogs:

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  1. Jenna

    Jenna New Member

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    Here are some of the lessor known breeds that are being bred in different parts of the world...

    Crossbreed Dogs:

    *Pointer + Setter = Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet.
    *Pekingnese + Lhasa Apso = Peekasso, an abstract dog.
    *Labrador Retriever + Curly Coated Retriever = Lab Coat Retriever, the choice of research scientists.
    *Newfoundland + Basset Hound = Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for financial advisors.
    *Terrier + Bulldog = Terribull, a dog that makes awful mistakes.
    *Bloodhound + Labrador = Blabador, a dog that barks incessantly.
    *Collie + Malamute = Commute, a dog that travels to work.
    *Deerhound + Terrier = Derriere, a dog that's true to the end.
    *Bull Terrier + Sh*tzu = Bullsh*tz, a gregarious but unreliable breed.
     
  2. Lynn

    Lynn Super Moderator

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    Hi Jenna,

    Those are great, especially the first one. Just in time for Christmas.

    Lynn
     
  3. Renee750il

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    How about the cross between the St. Bernard and the Airedale, giving us the Holy Terrier? (I'll blame that one on the Terribull.)
     
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    LOL that's funny
     
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    haha- thats a good one
     
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    how about the Jack Russell and the Shitzu=the Jack Sh*t(does nothing)
     
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    Ooooooow, that one HURT! Too funny!
     
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    chazhound Alpha Dog Staff Member

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    Haaaa haaaaa!!!!! That last one was a great one!
    I will update them soon into one....
    Keep 'em coming.

    Chazhound
     
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    Cool...How about the mix between an harlequine great dane and a yellow great dane?....A Scooby Doo!:)
     
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    Okay, I've finally got one about Filas!

    A Fila Brasileiro crossed with a Louisiana Catahoula?

    ~ A Fila Gumbo

    And, the cross between the Plott Hound and the Harrier?

    ~ a Harrier Plotter
     
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    Those are great!! Haaaa! Haaa!!

    I should bring back that old thread...
    Chazhound
     
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    And then there's the favorite of the cyber-generation:

    Neopolitan Mastiff X APBT = the NeoPit
     
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    Pekingese and Bouvier mix (Pekibou) A dog that likes to play child games :D
     
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    Good one, CK9!
     
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    Cross a Chow with a Blue Tick and you get a Wooly Blue Chowhound
     
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    I had to throw some Zeus-ish ones in here. :D

    A blackmouth cur with a Kerry blue terrier: A Black and blue curry

    A blackmouth cur with a pitbull: a black curpit

    Or, a blackmouth cur with a coton de tular: a cotonmouth!
     
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    Or a Blackmouth Cur with a Jack Russell . . . A Blackjack :D

    Zeus is great for this thread, lol! Cotonmouth . . . ROFLMAO!
     
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    Lab/Saint Bernard- Saint Lanard
     
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    Finnish Spitz and Chow Chow...... Finnish Chow (The dog most likely seen under your kids seat)

    :D
     

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