Cricket's bath experience (pics)

[skittledoo]

Cricket wants you to know that she's abused and that she would love for someone to rescue her. She prefers a home where there are no baths because the soap is evil and the wet stuff is evil too... unless of course it's in a lake.... then it's completely magical.

Bath? Did you say evil word bath?

Noooo no bath for me k please?

I wont go... I just wont

I'm going to escape if you don't pay attention

I don't like this

oh no. my foot got wet

That's the evil wet stuff there

Evil wet stuff please go away

Not the soaps... I don't like the soaps

*more*

 

[skittledoo]

Mom I really don't like this

The soaps on my cheek. It no taste so good.

I'm so fed up with this bath nonsense

ready to be done

get me out of this thing

I know I'm cruel. Between this and putting hats on Bamm (like the squid hahaha).... I'm surprised no one calls AC on me LOL

 

[jess2416]

heheheheheheh those are great

poor poor little miss cricket

 

[Renee750il]

Be very, very glad you do not have a 150 pound Fila BITCH who is morally and ethically opposed to baths and believes that they are cruel and inhumane punishment.

And LEANS the WHOLE. FREAKING. TIME.

 

[skittledoo]

OMG Renee I think I would die lol. Bamm's hard enough for me and he's only about 45lbs. He does the leaning thing too... the ENTIRE time. He needs a bath too right now actually. My mom said he has to get his outside while we're here though because so much hair comes off him when we bathe him and she doesn't want that in her tub... lol

 

[Amber]

She is soo pretty! Looks just like Junior's reaction to baths, too.

 

[AdrianneIsabel]

Remembering the breed guess thread these photos scream whippet mix to me!

Poor Cricket. ::::hugs:::::

 

[hey_jude]

Lol!!! love Cricket!!! Awesome narration and pics.

 

[Backward_Cinderella]

*SIGH* We are horrible people, Skittle. I gave Bobsie not one but TWO baths today. I gave her one post hair cut, and then four hours later as we went potty she walked under someone's leaky arsed car and came out covered in gunk!!! She thinks I'm the meanest person ever, and Jon who is usually non existant to her is getting all the love tonight.

 

[FilaArena]

i dont know why but I love this little dog. looks like a dog I would def. own.

 

[bjolly]

aw, I'll come rescue you, Cricket!

I'm amazed at people who can get bath pics. It usually takes us two people using both hands to keep the dog in the tub - no spare hands for camera to record the abuse!

 

[~Jessie~]

Awww, poor Cricket. You're such a mean mom!

 

[jenv101]

Riley would like to let Cricket know that he completely understands and if she ever finds a home without baths to please give him the address.

(He makes the exact same face as in your first photo.)

 

[SaraB]

Cricket, you can come live with me. I promise there will be no bathes EVER. You and Zuma can run together like long lost sisters getting aaalllll muddy and I promise I will just towel you off and let you jump all over my furniture. I swear, no baths.....

 

[Labyrinth]

Remembering the breed guess thread these photos scream whippet mix to me!

That's what I was thinking.. Also, I'm jealous of your bathtub!

 

[Moth]

Poor Cricket...

...you can come live with Watson. You guys can be united against baths

 

[Renee750il]

I'm amazed at people who can get bath pics. It usually takes us two people using both hands to keep the dog in the tub - no spare hands for camera to record the abuse!

This, lol! I mean, how hard can it be if you can stand back and take photos?

I've never had anyone to help me with dog baths, not even the time Shiva got skunked, but it's always taken all of my attention -- and strength -- and I've wished for the many hands of Kali

 

[RD]

Cricket seed! She looks so grown up.

Her buddy Wink has bath woes this morning, too.

 

[~Dixie's_Mom~]

Awwwwwwwww!! These pictures are priceless and ADORABLE!

Just be glad that you don't have a dog who SCREAMS bloody murder the entire time she's wet - and claws you to death.

 

[skittledoo]

HAHA I know I'm a mean mom. I can't get over how big she's gotten. She is still smaller than Bamm, but I compared them the other day and height wise she's starting to catch up to him. She just a couple inches shorter than he is. The big difference between the two though is that while Bamm is fit, he's got more bone than she does and his hair adds a lot more to that slightly heftier look whereas she's got that long, lean small boned look to her. And her head is small and refined <-- I think that's the right word I'm thinking of?