Found this ad in the pet section of the Houston Craigslist, thought it was bizarre:
Looking for a free dog....doesn't have to be cute or house trained or neutered...just free. It doesn't have to know how to use the bathroom in the backyard or have all its legs, toes, eyebrows, paws, teeth, eyes or a snazzy sweater...just free. If three weeks ago you found a dog that you thought was the bathroom rug, and only found out about its k-9 status when you took the rug to the washing machine and it ate the jerky sticking out of your front pocket and you don't think now is the right time for a new bathroom rug and you're just giving it away...I'm there. If for some reason you got a dog that doesnt fit right for christmas from some **** hole like Petco or Petsmart or Petville or Pet-ton or Pete's Pets and Masochism and you haven't worn a size 13 dog since you were in college...give it to me. If you just had dog 4 freaking nights in a row and you couldn't look at another dog and mayonaise sandwich if it were swimming in a vat full of maternity lingerie, then don't just throw it out, give it to a loving home where it may or may not be eaten.
Looking for a free dog....doesn't have to be cute or house trained or neutered...just free. It doesn't have to know how to use the bathroom in the backyard or have all its legs, toes, eyebrows, paws, teeth, eyes or a snazzy sweater...just free. If three weeks ago you found a dog that you thought was the bathroom rug, and only found out about its k-9 status when you took the rug to the washing machine and it ate the jerky sticking out of your front pocket and you don't think now is the right time for a new bathroom rug and you're just giving it away...I'm there. If for some reason you got a dog that doesnt fit right for christmas from some **** hole like Petco or Petsmart or Petville or Pet-ton or Pete's Pets and Masochism and you haven't worn a size 13 dog since you were in college...give it to me. If you just had dog 4 freaking nights in a row and you couldn't look at another dog and mayonaise sandwich if it were swimming in a vat full of maternity lingerie, then don't just throw it out, give it to a loving home where it may or may not be eaten.
