- I don't want him. It is not neccessary to grab his arm possessively when I pass by, begin talking animatedly about your dinner plans and stroke his face.
- I don't want you. Just because I smiled at you and spoke to you briefly while we waited in line at the grocery store, it doesn't mean I'm going to rape you. You don't have to keep playing with your wedding ring and talking loudly about your wife and children. I get it. You're taken. I'll have to find a way through the pain, somehow.
- There is a name for women who enjoy their man's rudeness to other women. It begins with a c.
- Do you really need to consult your SO about frozen peas? Is she that picky? No wonder sperm counts are dropping in the Western nations; all the men are in the grocery store, on their cell phone pleading with their girlfriends/wives to tell them exactly which size to buy, the 3oz or the 5oz can of stewed tomatoes.
- The idea is for a man to open and/or hold the door for women. All women. Not just the woman you're currently engaging in sexual relations with.
- You are not on Noah's ark. You do not need to promenade down any given public space arm in arm. Physical separation is possible and even healthy.
- Children are not the means by which God has granted you dominion over the Earth. Wielding your screaming, sleep-deprived toddler or his 30'x60' stroller/diaperbag/etc. as a weapon is actually not a perk of being a parent. It's a gross misuse of reproductive organs.
- Couples can be composed of two normal individuals; I've seen it. It's not a rumor. You're a freak because, well, there's something wrong with you. Or with your relationship.
- I don't want you. Just because I smiled at you and spoke to you briefly while we waited in line at the grocery store, it doesn't mean I'm going to rape you. You don't have to keep playing with your wedding ring and talking loudly about your wife and children. I get it. You're taken. I'll have to find a way through the pain, somehow.
- There is a name for women who enjoy their man's rudeness to other women. It begins with a c.
- Do you really need to consult your SO about frozen peas? Is she that picky? No wonder sperm counts are dropping in the Western nations; all the men are in the grocery store, on their cell phone pleading with their girlfriends/wives to tell them exactly which size to buy, the 3oz or the 5oz can of stewed tomatoes.
- The idea is for a man to open and/or hold the door for women. All women. Not just the woman you're currently engaging in sexual relations with.
- You are not on Noah's ark. You do not need to promenade down any given public space arm in arm. Physical separation is possible and even healthy.
- Children are not the means by which God has granted you dominion over the Earth. Wielding your screaming, sleep-deprived toddler or his 30'x60' stroller/diaperbag/etc. as a weapon is actually not a perk of being a parent. It's a gross misuse of reproductive organs.
- Couples can be composed of two normal individuals; I've seen it. It's not a rumor. You're a freak because, well, there's something wrong with you. Or with your relationship.