She came up to say hello and demand my attention and adoration and heard... breathing. She put her paws up on the chair, cocked her ears to the side, opened her eyes wide and stared in horror at the big, furry, snoring lump curled around me in the chair. The dreaded D-O-G. Chili stared at him for a few seconds with an expression on her face akin to a human's jaw dropping, and looked at me as if she'd never seen me before. "Mom, WHAT is that thing doing in our chair with you!?" She slowly let herself back down onto four paws, actually shook her head like she couldn't believe what she was seeing, and checked again to make sure it wasn't a bad dream. Then she gave me her Pouty-Face Look, visibly wilted, and stalked out of the room. I think I'm in trouble.