"Ok, dont take this wrong, but if you come into me home, there are some rules you have to follow...Like wash your paws before dinner, dont make the pups try stuff they dont want to do or eat...and DONT complain about the time I get home from work!"
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Is that me?Or is that you as a pup?...No, that's you...(that was the other dog on the line)...I really had to trim my ears back then!j/k!