Calmness in your life.

ToscasMom

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Calmness in Our Lives

I am passing this on to you because it definitely works, and we could all use a little more calmness in our lives.
By following simple advice heard on the Dr. Phil show, you too can find inner peace.

Dr Phil proclaimed, 'The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started and have never finished.'

So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished, and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Bailey's Irish Cream, a bottle of Kalhula, a package of Oreos, the remainder
of my old Prozac prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, some Doritos, and a box of chocolates.

You have no idea how freaking good I feel right now.

Please pass this on to those whom you think might be in need of inner peace.
 

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I bet if I was a drinker, I would say something along the lines of "**** I need a drink" and I would go get one and feel better. lol :p
 

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omg, hahahhaha, that is sooo funny...

Man, think my studying would be highly affected if I finished off the 3/4 gallon of vodka in my freezer????
 

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Hmmm...
Well I like to finish my booze... but Jenn has an unfinished bottle of rye... maybe I'll get her to finish that and then see about helping me finish that box of rubbers...

I'd have alot of inner piece after that :p
 

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Hahahahahhaahahhahaha........I was afraid it was going to be "projects" :rolleyes: I didn't wanna go finish painting the porch or weeding the flowers...........

THAT advice I can follow :)
 

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Hahahahahhaahahhahaha........I was afraid it was going to be "projects" I didn't wanna go finish painting the porch or weeding the flowers...........

THAT advice I can follow
I think like you! LOL.

That is hilarious.

BTW. I love Dr. Phil. I think he's wonderful....especially now. ROFL.
 

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So it can't be Homophobic can it? Does it have to be Homophonic? That ain't right either..........I am so confused! LOL
 

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OH crap that's right.......I forgot all about that!

So would that make me Homonymphic?

Hahahahahahahhahaahahhahahahahaha! I think I could live with that!
 

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