So I took Bailey for a swim in the river today and there was a woman there with a little Maltese-type dog. The dog is nice and I've seen her around. Anyway, we got to chatting and Bailey finally decided that he had sufficiently upset the local wildlife and came over to say hello. The lady loved on him for a bit and then (with a big sigh) said, "But *WHY* would you shave down such a good looking Aussie?" Wat.