Male, 5 years old. Available to anyone stupid enough to take him.
A fenced yard would be preferred as leash walking him can get hazardous. He will perform picture perfect obedience, except when he throws in some creative flairs. He's also been known to forget how long the leash is -- the same leash he gets pottied on every day -- and will hit the end of it full force, pulling you off your feet in the process and then will stare at you wondering why you're not keeping up. He also might take advantage of the distance to gain extra momentum for hurling himself into you on his way back.
Will nudge, paw, lick, push, swipe, grab, nip any time you're not actively paying attention to him or if the attention you're giving isn't the attention he was looking for. Yes, you're expected to read his mind and know if he wants to be petted or if he wants to tug or if he wants to cuddle or if he wants to be scratched.
Will trade for a bottle of Aleve.
A fenced yard would be preferred as leash walking him can get hazardous. He will perform picture perfect obedience, except when he throws in some creative flairs. He's also been known to forget how long the leash is -- the same leash he gets pottied on every day -- and will hit the end of it full force, pulling you off your feet in the process and then will stare at you wondering why you're not keeping up. He also might take advantage of the distance to gain extra momentum for hurling himself into you on his way back.
Will nudge, paw, lick, push, swipe, grab, nip any time you're not actively paying attention to him or if the attention you're giving isn't the attention he was looking for. Yes, you're expected to read his mind and know if he wants to be petted or if he wants to tug or if he wants to cuddle or if he wants to be scratched.
Will trade for a bottle of Aleve.