I dont go to the dog park anymore, a lot of the people described above and I'm sure many are on this board, but they dont consider themselves as such. Probably the ones that get most on my nerves are the paranoid, typically middle aged women with little dogs, they literally flip out whenever a larger dog comes over to say hi (just sniff), they grab the dog and go ... " omg, my wittle foofoo, are you ok, did that big scawy dog scawe you??"(at this point suffocating the dog in the her flabby arms). Or the other day there was one woman with a grossly obese pug and she had it in a stroller!! the poor dog was squealing, trying to get out and play but she wouldnt let him.. sigh.. Dear woman, let the dogs be dogs for christs sake, I get a kick out of watching Uno run around, roll in the mud, eat deer poo, do his crazy zoomies and wrestle with other dogs so the hair and drool flies! They love it!