I was in a car accident today.
Apparently.
So I started this new job where I go to people's houses for their health insurance company and do these health assessments. I just got out of one, was driving down her tiny little road thinking "Man this should be a one way street" but there weren't any signs so I kept going. My GPS sure as hell didn't tell me. I went to turn left at the next road, didn't see anyone coming either way, so I turned. I went about 10 feet down the road when I heard a squeal, and when I looked in my rear view mirror, there was a guy on a motor cycle lying in the road. I was like, "oh ****." There were no other vehicles around. I parked on the side of the road, and ran back to check on him. He was standing up, this old motorcycle dude wearing leathers with a big long white beard, coming towards me saying, "You bitch!" Sooo I went back to my car to get my cell phone and stuff. He's like, "You better not leave!" Other people were around by this time.. it was right outside a bar. Of course bars in my town at noon on weekdays are never empty
Yup so.. I missed my next appointment, and I got a ticket for 2 violations - driving down a one way street and failure to yield to Motorcycle Dude. The cop guy said I probably wouldn't have to pay the violation for driving down a one way street if I go to court next week because he said he wrote in the report that there were no signs where I was coming from. So I have to miss a few hours of work to go to court to take care of a bullshit violation.
Apparently.
So I started this new job where I go to people's houses for their health insurance company and do these health assessments. I just got out of one, was driving down her tiny little road thinking "Man this should be a one way street" but there weren't any signs so I kept going. My GPS sure as hell didn't tell me. I went to turn left at the next road, didn't see anyone coming either way, so I turned. I went about 10 feet down the road when I heard a squeal, and when I looked in my rear view mirror, there was a guy on a motor cycle lying in the road. I was like, "oh ****." There were no other vehicles around. I parked on the side of the road, and ran back to check on him. He was standing up, this old motorcycle dude wearing leathers with a big long white beard, coming towards me saying, "You bitch!" Sooo I went back to my car to get my cell phone and stuff. He's like, "You better not leave!" Other people were around by this time.. it was right outside a bar. Of course bars in my town at noon on weekdays are never empty
Yup so.. I missed my next appointment, and I got a ticket for 2 violations - driving down a one way street and failure to yield to Motorcycle Dude. The cop guy said I probably wouldn't have to pay the violation for driving down a one way street if I go to court next week because he said he wrote in the report that there were no signs where I was coming from. So I have to miss a few hours of work to go to court to take care of a bullshit violation.
