101 Pet peeves about Wal-Mart

Dixie

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While they have a 101 fun things to do in Wal-Mart list heres a spinoff - 101 Pet peeves about Wal-Mart.

1.) Finding things out of place - IE underwear in the grocery department.

2.) The Supercenter is so big it is hard to find anything.

3.) The screaming cranky kids.

4.) WIC/Food Stamp Day.

5.) stuff spilled in the floor of an aisle, its dried and sticky, and no one has bothered to clean it up.

6.) The nasty azzed bathrooms.

7.) Stocktime - boxes blocking the very aisle you need to be in.

8.) People leaving ICEE cups on store shelves. (To me this is irresponsible and gross)

9.) Not being able to buy Premium dog food at a Wal-Mart Price - Ol' Roy just dont cut it.

10.) Not finding the one pair of shoes you like in your size.

11.) The hunting department is overcrowded - but I love their price on the Rem870 and ammo.

12.) Three words: day after Thanksgiving. :eek:

13.) The hoardes of kids parked near the office supply section during back-to-school week.

14.) the way they are rushing the **** holiday season - it is July and they already have their Christmas crap out.

15.) Not being able to locate a store employee when you need something just out of reach.

16.) they already have their winter stuff out and it is 100 degrees outside

17.) The unorganized movie bin. For gods sake at least put them in order and not just thrown in there, you cannot find anything that way!

18.) The way the store is laid out- why cant all the wal-mart stores have the same layout??

19.) Why cant two wal-marts carry the same products?

20.) Their carts are too small for all the stuff you have to buy in there!

21.) They need to sell more pet items.

23.) Their bag section is horridly organized.

24.) Their clothes suck - for a couple of years they had some good designs, but not anymore. Although I do like the screen print Tees.

25.) The express lane is always overcrowded as well as the self-checkout lanes and the tobacco lane is the one farthest from the door.

26.) The men standing in the magazine section blocking the aisle.

27.) The men congregated in the fishing department blocking the aisle - hey I like fishing too, but that dont mean you gotta block the **** aisle.

28.) Their butt-ugly bright green shoes - pray tell me nobody wears those. those should be banned!

29.) The long line in the pharmacy dept. usually old folks who are waiting on their medication and are getting screwed by the Medicaid RX plan.

30.) the fact that toothbrushes and condoms are on the same aisle is scary enough! :eek:

31.) The stuff you really need is AAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLL the way in the back and you have to bypass the useless stuff to get to it.

32.) Teenagers running around being rude.

33.) the lack of an actual store manager to complain to.

34.) employees wearing those blue vests that say "May I help you?" on the back standing talking to each other and ignoring you, the customer needing help.

35.) Or the lack of any employee to be seen when you are needing help.

36.) Refunds are useless - they dont give you cash, they give you store credit.

37.) All of their electronics are disfunctional. Most of the electronics are rebuilt and shipped to Wal-Mart for the great low-price.

38.) People standing in the TV aisle watching the HD TVs.

39.) Just people blocking aisles in general.

40.) The check-out clerk that is slamming your goods around and simply does not give a sh!t.

41.) the clueless boy in hunting supply when youre looking for shells.

42.) Their CD section is disorganized by kids who fail to put CDs theyve sampled back in the proper place.

43.) the CD sampler machines being out of order. I like to hear the CD before I buy it to make sure I am going to like it.

44.) Mothers using the video game console as a babysitter while they shop. Ive seen a 5 y/o playing games on it and no mother in sight.

45.) Children running amuck in general. Ive been plowed down by a couple while shopping.

46.) Other customers who have not bathed in days that REEEK!

47.) The ICEE machine being a mess - I like ICEES just not the mess I have wade through just to get one.

48.) The fact that youd like to try on a leather coat, but they have the **** thing wired to the rack.

49.) sometimes it just literally stinks in there!

50.) Wal-Mart TV blaring at you at every corner.

51.) the **** poor parking.

52.) The floors being nasty in general. They need to buff it at least every 12 hours especially in the 24 hour stores.

53.) The lack of a "Small-town" store feeling. When I was little I enjoyed going to Wal-Mart, now I hate it.

54.) they way they screw you out of your money. Wal-Mart gets the stuff for CHEAPER than what you pay for it, they jack it up, then apply a very small discount to it to con you into thinking your paying low-prices.

55.) The grocery department on Saturday EEK!!

56.) Someone knocks clothes off a rack and do not think to pick it up!!!

57.) Someone discarding a product they changed their mind on in the wrong department in a bad place on the nearest shelf.

58.) The flip-flops/houseshoes shelf being a mess.

59.) The furniture there wouldnt last a year around my house...

60.) The fact that this company is worth millions but yet doesnt provide basic benefits and decent pay to its millions of store employees - lack of healthcare, and very low pay.

61.) Allowing employees to show up for work unkempt.

62.) Their photographers are not photographers they are minimally trained regular joes on how to run the machine, thats it, they are not trained to adjust lighting or focus or other basic photography skills.

63.)The fact that the store is now a one-stop Megalomart. You can easily spend 3-4 hours in there and not even realize it and oddly during that time my paycheck dissappears.

64.) In tornado country the fact that you are in a large open building with about 1,000 other people is a scary thought when they issue a warning.

65.) Whenever you have the urge to go, the bathroom is usually on the otherside of the store.

66.) The snackbar rarely has good food.

67.) The fact that during the winter the store is COLD because the doors are constantly open thus letting cold air in.

68.) They need large buggies for large purchases such as TVs.

69.) They have security cameras pointed in the dressing room stalls and lord knows what some perverted security guard is doing while monitoring that.

70.) only one shoe in shoeboxes.

71.) The fact that you cant find certain CDs in wal-mart because appearently they have the word shi!t in it.

72.) When you have a fever and have a stopped nose, you have to go through the hooba-hoo of finding the medicine aisle, finding your medicine, only finding they have cards for it and you have to go stand in line for the pharmacist for your cold medicine.

73.) Crippled people clogging the aisles. The doctors probably told them to stay off their feet so they head to walmart first thing.

74.) Non- handicapped people parking in the handicap zones.

75.) Idiots speeding through the parking lot.

76.) Lazy customers.

77.) People dragging their feet when they follow you.

78.) The lack of help in the sewing department.

79.) The lack of help anywhere in the store.

80.) Shopping carts strewn haphazardly across the parking lot.

81.) The fact that Wal-Mart has everything and yet - most of it is poor quality.

82.) Wal-Mart never cleans their fish tanks so the water is disgusting.

83.) The one item you need is out of reach.

84.) The one item you dont need is at eye level.

85.) People parking their cart in the middle of the aisle.

86.) Even though I am a smoker - I hate it when I walk in the bathroom and I am just walled by the smell of a stale cigarette.

87.) People in the next aisle over talking loudly into their cell phones about their personal problems.

88.) Rude people who use their cart to shove you out out of their way.

89.) Standing behind someone with about 3 carts full of stuff and when the cashier announces their total they whip out their checkbook, write in the register then write the check and Im standing there thinking, couldnt you have started on that BEFORE and just wrote in the total for the check??

90.) The bathrooms have NO TP and no soap.

91.) customers leaving carts next to cars, or fill up a usable parking space with carts (not placing them in the cart corral)

92.) People coming in or going out the wrong doors. Walmart has these doors clearly marked and yet I still see people going in the Exit side and people exiting on the Entrance side.

93.) Shoppers in walmart driving their carts and yapping into a cellphone and dont watch where they are going, Ive been run into once by a gabbing woman.

94.) People making dumb comments while Im driving the buggy with one hand, and holding my DD in the other and someone just has to say "You got your hands full dont you?" NA DUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH..... :rolleyes:

95.) People using the self-checkout machines that cannot figure them out.

96.) People walking slowly in thin skinny aisles and you cannot get around them.

97.) Parents who let their children eat candy right off the shelf opened before bought - isnt that another form of theft??

98.) Shoplifters who shoplift stupid stuff costing rest of the stuff to go up in price, and they usually steal stuff like 99 cent nailpolish or pregnancy tests.

99.) People who discard candy wrappers on shelves at the cash register.

100.) Cashiers slamming my change in my hand as if I inconvienced them by making them do their job.

101.) Cashiers that cannot give back the correct change even when the change due total is right there in green digital glory.

Thats all of the pet peeves I can think of at walmart, but if yall have some more, add em.

-Dixie
 
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Personally... I think that 101 fun things to do was more appropriate....

You should know that....



EVERYONE LOVES WAL-MART!!!!!!!
 

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I go to walmart at 2 in the morning when no one else is there :D. less people, easier to get what you need and get out and just a whole lot better. plus unlesss i wanna drive an hour i have to shop at walmart lol. But i do hate goin into the huntin department too dixie. i was tryin to figure out what shells i wanted and couldnt find them beucase they had them hidin :rolleyes:
 

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in addition to some of the things on your list...
I HATE how they take very poor care of their fish! They always seem to have ick, and no one is ever around to help you back there. Cruelty to Fish :mad:
 

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Dixie said:
92.) People coming in or going out the wrong doors. Walmart has these doors clearly marked and yet I still see people going in the Exit side and people exiting on the Entrance side.
LOL I do that all the time. And I leave underwear in the middle of two gallow jugs of milk.
 

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The quickest way to get help at WalMart is to start draggin' one of the step ladders over to a shelf
just picturing that in my mind made me laugh so much lol :D
 

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Just so you know. Number 36 is not true. I brought back a crappy DVD player today and got cash back.
 

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I've actually have done the ladder bit !! I actually don't " shop " .... I'm an in and out person and you don't do that at wal-mart !! I actually shop on line, and if Wal-Mart's the best price .... I go . Maybe once a year at the most . At our entrance is the food area and I gag at the smell of greasy popcorn and stuff the minute I enter past the " smiley " greeter !
 

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Well...I mean...it's Wal-Mart. Half that stuff is to be expected...it's not some high classy ritzy store, it's Wal-Mart.


54.) they way they screw you out of your money. Wal-Mart gets the stuff for CHEAPER than what you pay for it, they jack it up, then apply a very small discount to it to con you into thinking your paying low-prices.
Yah that's called making a profit...
 

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The quickest way to get help at WalMart is to start draggin' one of the step ladders over to a shelf
Maybe it works with stepladders. I was trying to get an ottoman off a very high shelf (because Meg likes to lay on the upstairs one and rest her head on the window sill; obviously, I needed another one for downstairs). My friend and I had two other ottomans stacked on each other, and she was scaling the shelving, and two employees walked past us very quickly, clearly trying to avoid us.

I hate going into Wal-Mart alone, and avoid it at all costs. Go in with a friend with a good sense of humor, and you can have a great time;)
 
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Why bash Wal Mart? To me, every single store with an "Enter" and "Exit" door, more than 5 aisles and more than one register, is going to have the same problems that those of you that "hate" Wal Mart have. No one store is perfect and every store has problems with workers, customers and people doing/putting stuff wrong.
 

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16.) they already have their winter stuff out and it is 100 degrees outside
Or vice versa, it's 5 degrees outside and they already have their summer stuff. Which won't be out when it really is 100 degrees. Like this:

 

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at our Walmart the greeter is always crabby. pretty much tells you what the rest of the store is like. LOL :rolleyes: amazingly even tho everyone is pretty rude, Walmart's parking lot is jammed.......you'd think they were giving stuff away or something. I get stuck going there cause it's the only store with a fabric department...........which they seldom restock. somehow Sam's Club seems even worse to me.................and they make you pay to shop. nope....not me. I figure if you want my money, you can at least let me walk in the door for free. :lol-sign:
 

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