1:30 in the morning....

[Laurelin]

And I can't sleep because I can hear EVERY single bit of the people above me having sex.



I wish they would finish already.

 

[Squishy22]

Ewww Ewww Ewww. So glad I dont live in apartments anymore. Ive been in your shoes, and its not fun. My bedroom was right next to my neighbors bedroom when I was 16. Lets just say that I wore ear phones a lot of the time....

 

[Saeleofu]

Just for you:

YouTube - Avenue Q: You Can Be as Loud as the Hell You Want When You're Makin' Love)


Blast that REAL LOUD the next time your neighbors are sleeping :rofl1:




Aside from that, I second the EWWWWWW. I had a neighbor whose bed was against the other side of the wall where my bed was...and...yeah

 

[Giny]

When my husband and I lived in an apartment years ago, we use to joke about leaving a can of WD-40 on our neighbor's front door.

 

[xpaeanx]

^^^^ ROFL!!!!!!!

I say do that! Lol.

I'm sorry! maybe you should record it one night and leave a tape w/ the wd-40

 

[ACooper]

BLARGH!

I must say though, I would MUCH prefer to hear other people, than have other people hearing US! :rofl1:

At least I could wear headphones, listen the the TV, whatever to drown it out..........the other way around you don't know unless/until they say something! LOL

 

[Doberluv]

Well, you could look at it like.....being glad they're lovers, not fighters.... aren't constantly yelling and fighting, with one being beaten or knocked around. How would you like to live next to violent people who sounded like they were going to kill each other? That happens. Or maybe this does sound like that. (?) I second the ear plugs. And I second the ewwwwww. LOL.

 

[bubbatd]

I've only experienced that once at a motel !!! Wow were they loud and verbal !!!! They left about 3 am , so they hadn't checked in to sleep !

 

[Laurelin]

The worst was my bedroom shares a wall and I could hear every little thrust and squeak from their mattress. This is the first time I've heard them but I don't feel very bad at all because I usually get to hear their parties. They have parties all the time and they're always out on their porch drunken.

Last night sucked. they finally stopped about 2:30 then I woke up throwing up at 4 am. I'm exhausted.

 

[DanL]

When they finish you should clap and cheer and say good job! Then return the favor- you know they were up late, so around 6am start with moaning and noise and the headboard banging the wall, put on a show for them. I can see it now, standing next to your bed slamming the headboard into the wall, making all kinds of noise. Be an actress! Or, get a porno, crank it up and bang the headboard against the wall. Every single day at the most inopportune times for them.

 

[CaliTerp07]

Our upstairs neighbors were in SERIOUS baby making mode for a few months. For one week a month, they had sex 2-3 times a day, in EVERY SINGLE ROOM. I heard them on the floor of the living room, in the bedroom, in the shower in the bathroom (their layout is identical to ours). OY.

They must have conceived, because I haven't heard them in several months!!! :lol-sign:

 

[-bogart-]

I would so go up to them and thank them for the sound effects , Also tell them you taped it and added it to an art project that got you an A. without there help you would have had to watch porn and taped that , but there version was so much better.


LOL but I would actually do this and make them believe it if possible.

 

[BullMastiffMama]

When I lived in an apartment a few years ago, I had the same problem. After losing a lot of sleep and/or trying not to be at home during 'happy hour,' I resorted to cheering them on during the act. I went way overboard with it, but it worked almost instantly and gave me and my friends a good laugh.

 

[Renee750il]

Oh, next time it starts let it build up for awhile, then bang on the wall and yell, "you know she told me she has to fake it with you?"

Game over. For him at least :rofl1:

 

[Criosphynx]

iam surprised no one has mentioned the good ol' broom tap on the ceiling....lol

 

[Saeleofu]

Here's another for you

xkcd - A webcomic of romance, sarcasm, math, and language - By Randall Munroe

 

[smkie]

At least they weren't doing their laundry. I think about how much easier an apt would be than where I live now, and then I remember what living in one was like.