who lets the dog out? who.. who.. who.. who? If you can get the dog and you know the owner..that's fine. don't kidnap the dog corgi..lol! But if this dog is messing around.. chasing everyone like the mail-man-stuff then call animal control.
dog's theme music
"It's my life" by bon jovi, featuring your dog messing around..doin' anything he wants.. eating there's-no-tomorrow-meal, chasing the mailman stuff (make sure he has a vaccination, lol!), then change the music to "mission impossiple" when he's sniffing or trotting around.. Or...