Today a hospital security guard asked if I was "with child" and I laughed and said no (which I've gotten recently because we didn't tell a lot of people we were getting married so people who didn't know assume it happened overnight -- and people only get married quickly or privately when someone gets pregnant, obvs).
He then went on to say, "oh, well.....I noticed a little poof" (pointing to my stomach)
Reeeally.
Jerk.
This was after he watched me lift 200lbs into my car by myself.
He then went on to say, "oh, well.....I noticed a little poof" (pointing to my stomach)
Reeeally.
Jerk.
This was after he watched me lift 200lbs into my car by myself.