Well, I think you should order both Atomic Luau Lounge scents that you want before the full moon when they're discontinued. I think that should be a sure thing.
I haven't tried a lot of your short list, but here's my take:
Bordello - see above, I reviewed this for Paviche
Snake Oil - I wasn't sure about this one when I first ordered it, but it really does get better with age. Vanilla and sexy spices. A touch incence-y. I really like it.
Vixen - I got this one as a frimp, and wasn't sure what to make of it. It's heavy on the patchouli at first, but it softens and mellows with time on skin. Also sweetens a touch.
Bon Vivant - I know how much you like Polynesian Pop, I think you need to order this one. It's bright and bubbly and sweet strawberries.
Schrodinger's Cat - citrus and mint on me, very clean and bright. I quite enjoy it!
Juliet - I wish I still had this to send to you, but I swapped it out. It's nice for people who like lily, but it was not for me.
The Dormouse - GET THIS. Seriously. It's like a table has been set out in a garden for high tea with several different types of tea options, and a giant bouquet of peonies decorating the middle of the table. It's so gorgeous.
Vice - see above.
That's all I can help with, but I hope I was at least a little bit helpful
I love BPAL, and for that I place the thanks entirely on you!