No such thing as a doberman

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JennSLK said:
Lol no kidding. I wasnt sure if I should be mad at the stupidity or laugh.
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Oh please laugh. I laughed myself sick at this thread.. my face is sore form siling so hard. That is just out of this world.

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Oh my gosh. :rolleyes: You should let her know that she needs to immediately contact the AKC to let them know that some sheisters have put an imaginary dog breed into the registry, and that they're infiltrating dog shows with them. :p

That is so sad. One of my friends picked up her new smooth collie puppy last weekend. He's tricolored. So far everyone has been commenting on her new doberman puppy. :lol-sign:
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Oh that would have been perfect. Just perfect.

Now, confusing a Smooth Collie for a Dobe... oy.. no words. I know they're smooth and have pricky ears, but COME ON.
 
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You know. I've been giving it a bit of thought... and... well... I think I agree that Jazz really isn't a doberman. She's clearly a poodle in disguise
 
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No, no, no. I know my dog breeds, and as you know I have a beautiful Mega-Beagle. You have, I am sure, seen that lovely little breed the MinPin. There is no question that what you have is a MaxPin.
 
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No, no, no. I know my dog breeds, and as you know I have a beautiful Mega-Beagle. You have, I am sure, seen that lovely little breed the MinPin. There is no question that what you have is a MaxPin.
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Ok ok... I retract my poodle statement... I don't think anyone can argue against a Maxpin
 
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No, no, no. I know my dog breeds, and as you know I have a beautiful Mega-Beagle. You have, I am sure, seen that lovely little breed the MinPin. There is no question that what you have is a MaxPin.
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Dont get me started on that!!!! This was the conversation with the person in charge of selling the puppies in a pet store:


Her: Hi. Can I help you?
Mer: No. Im just looking
Her: Is that a pure bred? (pointing at Jazz)
Me: Yup
Her: OMG I LOVE Min Pins!!!

Jazz was 5 months old. Oi
 
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OK its official. i will be breeding a litter were the mom is a Maxipin and the dad is a rottie cross. And I didnt use Dam and Sire on purpose. LOL
 
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So Jenn is trying to crossbreed to produce the hybrid Winged Maxipin? I thought we were against that kind of thing here at Chaz.

I don't care, I still want a Winged Maxipin, preferably in rainbow colors.
 
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OK I will put you on the waiting list. Now I am charging $10,000 for a puppy since they are such a rare and special breed with magical powers
 
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Would that be a Maxipin? A very absorbing breed of dog? :p
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:lol-sign:

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Is that the kind with or without wings?
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Wings - can't you see them? They stand up on top of her head, silly!

drmom777 said:
So Jenn is trying to crossbreed to produce the hybrid Winged Maxipin? I thought we were against that kind of thing here at Chaz.

I don't care, I still want a Winged Maxipin, preferably in rainbow colors.
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We're not against it as long as we share the profits... duh! (Watch that come bite me in the butt the next time I state my stance on designer dogs.. LMAO)
 
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I don't have 10,000 dollars, but I have something better. I have a Tree Walking Coonhound for use in your breeding program. Tree Walking is pretty close to flying, and could help with the winged part of the equation. All I want is pick of the litter and a cut of the profits.
 
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Ooooo.....that reminds me of my old neighbor who thought he knew it all and was going to breed his own Dobes. Because after all, the Doberman was just a cross between a Rottweiler and a Greyhound. So he was going to buy a Greyound to go with his male Rottie and, well, you know.............. (here's where I go vomit)

Hopefully he was too stupid to ever carry his plan through.
 
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I....would almost want to see what that would turn out like...just out of morbid curiosity.
 
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I....would almost want to see what that would turn out like...just out of morbid curiosity.
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Probably something like this, except different colors (boxer/grey btw, we almost adopted her brother...but....he was the one with the boxer and grey athleticism combined, and a boxer energy level :yikes:)

 
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I can't believe you didn't at least take the time to tell her that everyone knows the breed is pronounced "rockwilder." :D

If her ears aren't cropped, how do people get those "special skinny-headed rotts" with the floppy ears? Mix in beagle perhaps?
 
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