Your Dog's Barking

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  1. scob89

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    Bernard, who is noted for his gracious manners, was awakened one morning at 4:44 a.m. by his ringing telephone.

    "Your dog's barking, and it's keeping me awake," said an angry voice.

    Bernard thanked the caller and politely asked his name and number before hanging up.

    The next morning at precisely 4:44 a.m., Bernard called his neighbor back.

    "Good morning, Mr. Williams. I just called to say that I don't *have* a dog."

    That is exactly what I would do.
     
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    Renee750il Felurian

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    ROFL! That's almost exactly what really happened to me. My neighbor (?) called me at 3:00 a.m. to curse at me because she said my dog was barking. She didn't want to hear that my dog was asleep on the sofa, snoring, and hung up on me.

    I knew she had to be at work at 7:00 a.m., so I waited until the next Tuesday night (so she'd be exhausted for the rest of the week) and called her at 4:30 a.m. to tell her my dog was inside every night.

    She'd also walk her Pom in my backyard to do his business and wouldn't stop after I asked her to; so I just started walking Bear - a 110 pound GSD/Akita - in her backyard to do his business. It didn't take long for her to decide to keep her dog in her own yard!
     
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    Great ways to get a point across! :)
     
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    scob89 DILLIGAF?

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    It works with just about anything too, just do the same thing back too them.
     

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