You know you're a chaz member when...

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  1. Fran101

    Fran101 Resident fainting goat

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    - .. wait..you mean regular people don't take this many picture of their dogs?

    - Um. how do you NOT know what a raw diet is?!

    - What's the wifi password around here? I need to talk to my people.

    - Whatever guys! Chaz people would understand how exciting this is!

    - As an animal science major, with the exception of chem, I barely need to attend classes. I've been learning this crap since like.. 2007.

    - When you use phrases like "MOAR PICTURES NAO!!" on facebook, and people think you are crazy

    - Oh this is so exciting! I can't wait to tell chaz!

    - I don't want to do secret santa with my stupid work friends.. I've got chaz secret santa to focus on dammit!

    - Wait.. you mean you don't have this many christmas cards with dogs on them at your house?

    - *makes a joke that none of your friends think is funny* "whatever guys. my friends on the internet would've laughed

    - *someone walks in on you chatting on the forum chatroom at 3 in the morning* "...there is really no way to explain what I am doing right now.. so let's just pretend this never happened. I promise I am not a sexual predator or anything"

    - *chaz is down* *refresh* *refresh* *refresh* DAMMIT WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO NOW?! WORK?!

    - Not getting a tattoo because you feel like Grammy would not approve

    - "OH MY GOD MY PUPPY JUST SIGNALED TO GO OUTSIDE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM!"
    regular people: ....
    chaz people: YAY!!!!! CONGRATS!! GO PUPPY!

    - "He was a really nice guy.. but he is allergic to dogs and doesn't like them"
    regular people: ..are you serious? Oh god! marry him! who cares?
    chaz people: HE SOUNDS LIKE A DOUCHEBAG! RUN!


    - *picture of my puppies paw pads*
    regular people: ..... um.. cute.
    chaz people: FEETS!! LOOK AT THE IDDLE PUPPY FEEDS! MOAR PICTURES!! NAO!

    - "You guys.. I just brought home my new puppy"
    regular people: "Oh that's nice. What's his name?"
    chaz people: Oh god! USELESS WITHOUT PICS! NAME? BREED? BREEDER? What's he like?? Toy drive? DETAILS WOMAN DETAILS!!

    - What do you mean regular people don't play trips/meet ups with internet people?

    - So..what do you regular people do on the internet all day long exactly?

    - How do you not know what a siggy is?

    - random friend: "Hey, what is this site you're on called?"
    me: NOTHING! YOU HAVE SEEN NOTHING! GO AWAY! **SHUN**

    - "well... (insert dog's name) doesn't like him so.."
    regular people: so?...
    chaz people: kill him.

    - When people on this site know more about you than most people that see you everyday

    - When chazhound.com/forums can be typed faster than almost every other website

    - When you have found more friendship, support, controversy, laughter and drama within one website than within probably all 4 years of high school

    - When you click the new thread button for dog advice before you even think to call your vet or trainer lol

    - When you would trust people on the internet to dog-sit for you and not people you actually know in real life lol

    - When you have totally ignored the advice your parents gave you growing up and given your address, phone number, picture and money to people on the internet :rofl1:

    ADD YOURS :D lol thought this would be fun
     
  2. AussieAshley

    AussieAshley love herds

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    This post is hilarious:rofl1:. I have not been here as long as most but it still scares me how often I gush about some dog related thing to 'normies' and they just go 'uh okay' and I think well they would get in on chaz:eek:
     
  3. Dogs6

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    You have Sue Ailsbys Training Level app next to the Facebook app on your phone!

    Lol fran your post is hilarious!
     
  4. ~Tucker&Me~

    ~Tucker&Me~ and Spy.

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    These are my favorite :D I love all my 'people' :popcorn:
     
  5. Doberluv

    Doberluv Active Member

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    Fran! Those are FANTASTIC! So true, so funny and just flat out delightful. Good job!

    I think you've covered it really well. Okay, here's one of mine I'll add.

    You have a plan. You will spend one hour on Chaz. You look at the clock. It's 9:00 a.m. When you think it's been about an hour and you need to get to your other duties, you look at the clock again. It's time for dinner. [​IMG]

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  6. Sweet72947

    Sweet72947 Squishy face

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    - When your "normal" friend is always surprised that you offer to go let her dog out and feed her and pet her and love her....

    - When you're the one all your friends call when they need somebody to run over and let the dog out, or watch the dog while they go on vacation.

    - When you're the first one all your friends think of when they need dog advice (and sometimes other animal advice).

    - When all the cards people give you for every holiday have a dog on them (and sometimes a cat). Lol

    - When you accidentally say "I never want to OWN any children" instead of have, or when you are at your friend's house with all the kids running around and you sit there thinking about how much easier dogs are to train, and how much better they listen. :rofl1:
     
  7. vanillasugar

    vanillasugar just call me Nilly

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    LOL good job Fran, these are great! :D
     
  8. Dreeza

    Dreeza New Member

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    bahahahahha LOVE IT

    just yesterday I was at dinner with my bf's cousin/fam & someone how the question of... "how much money would persuade you to give up your dog" came up. Everyone looked at me like I was NUTS when I took about .000005 seconds to answer "NO WAY!" to $100,000.

    I knew you all would have had the exact same answer though :)
     
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    cloudcandy Cloudcandy

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    Lol Fran those a very good!

    THIS

    I have one and I'm hoping I'm not the only one who does this!
    When you accidentally signal/say commands to people or click at them to get their attention.

    :eek: oops
     
  10. JessLough

    JessLough Love My Mutt

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    I started clicking and whistling at my friends 2 month old baby the other day to get her attention. In the middle of a Starbucks. Yah... :rofl1:
     
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    SarahHound New Member

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    That is so true!
     
  12. Paige

    Paige Let it be

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    Who are these "regular" and "normal" people you all speak of?
     
  13. Whisper

    Whisper Kaleidoscopic Eye

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    Those are all great, Fran!

    How about when a chazzer would be gushing over the photos on your camera and your best friend looks at you and asks, "Do you have any pictures of humans on here?"
    My answer was no. :p
     
  14. JessLough

    JessLough Love My Mutt

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    When you find yourself on a plane (despite being afraid of flying) going 1200 miles away to spend 1 1/2 weeks with somebody else's dogs, and consider it a vacation? :p LOL
     
  15. Izzy's Valkyrie

    Izzy's Valkyrie Very Food Agressive

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    I love this post <3<3
     
  16. Doberluv

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    That's a good one! :rofl1:
     
  17. Renee750il

    Renee750il Felurian

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    And when you detest air travel (although I love flying), but fly across the country to your friend's graduation from grad school . . . and help her socialize her Fila to having people in the house :D Oh, and discover, while driving back with her from picking up raw supplies from the co-op, that even frozen, green tripe has an unbelievable stench.

    And when you cry at the passing of dogs you've never met.
     
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    LOL!!! They all had me laughing, but this one cracked me up!
     
  19. Linds

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    These are so awesome Fran!

    You don't even bother asking anyone you know in Real Life to split shipping on a dog and instead ask your online dog people and end up going with someone you not only met online but had already met up with against all the warnings people give.
     
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    ^This. I have shed so many tears over the passing of Chaz dogs I've grown to absolutely adore.
     

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