Yankee Dogs/Southern Dawgs

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  1. Renee750il

    Renee750il Felurian

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    Dawgs vs. Dogs

    To all you dog lovers out there and those who understand the difference between Yankees and Southerners...

    A Translation Of Yankee Dogs To Southern Dawgs

    (Yankee) German Shepherd Dog
    (Southern) Poh-leece Dawg

    (Yankee) Poodle
    (Southern) Circus Dawg

    (Yankee) St. Bernard
    (Southern) "Thank Gawd, Here Comes that Jack Daniels Dawg"

    (Yankee) Doberman Pinscher
    (Southern-2 versions) Bad Dawg, or Dobimin Pinches

    (Yankee) Beagle
    (Southern) Rabbit Dawg

    (Yankee) Rottweiler
    (Southern) Bad Dawg AND Mean As Heck Dawg. Good dawg to guard the still.

    (Yankee) Yellow Lab
    (Southern) Ol' Yeller Dawg

    (Yankee) Black Lab
    (Southern) Duck fetchin' Dawg

    (Yankee) Greyhound
    (Southern) Greased Lightnin' Dawg

    (Yankee) Malinois
    (Southern) Another kind of Poh-leece Dawg

    (Yankee) Blue Ticks, Red Bones, etc.
    (Southern) Prize Coon Dawgs, Houndogs

    (Yankee) Pekinese
    (Southern) Mop Dawg

    (Yankee) Chinese Crested
    (Southern) Nekkid Dawg

    (Yankee) Dachshund
    (Southern) Weenie Dawg

    (Yankee) Siberian Husky
    (Southern) Sled-Pullin' Dawg

    (Yankee) Bouvier, Komondor
    (Southern) "What The Heck Kinda Dawg Is That?"

    (Yankee) Great Dane, Mastiff
    (Southern) Danged BIG Dawg

    (Yankee) Any dog that raids the hen house
    (Southern) Egg-Suckin' Dawg

    (Yankee) Any lazy dog
    (Southern) Good fer nothin' Dawg

    (Yankee) Any dog that's dead & buried & gone to the Rainbow Bridge
    (Southern) Best danged Dawg I ever had...<sniff>
     
  2. chazhound

    chazhound Alpha Dog Staff Member

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    That was Dawg Gone Good! It don't get any better than redneck dogs :)
     
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    milo Labrador lover!!!!!

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    that was dawging good

    ha ha he he that was a good one! that was one of the best ive heard!! :D :D
     
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    lol too funny!
     
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    milo Labrador lover!!!!!

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    hi

    hi there sheltiepups i like your pics of your dogs ive got a black lab and a silver cat and on wednesday im getting a puppy lab coz we breed him and i cant wait!!!! :D
     

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