When you're not paying attention

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  1. Renee750il

    Renee750il Felurian

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    and you hear things wrong, ads are way more interesting.

    Like the Old Navy one that was just on, the one set in the scene where Chevy Chase is plugging in the Christmas lights on the outside of the house.

    I heard it, "Old lady hotpants make the holiday more colorful."

    Ummm . . . yeah, no doubt! :rofl1:
     
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    Hey, never know till you try 'em! hahahaha
     
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    We have an antenna so stuff gets scrambled. I swear there was a commercial of the Sunbeam Poop. "I poop on the go!" "I poop at the office!" "I poop Columbian style!" :rofl1:
     
  4. sparks19

    sparks19 I'd rather be at Disney

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    There is a 5 hour energy commercial out right now and it has a little jingle and it says "And if you're feeling a little slow... 5 hour energy will help you go"

    and I was like "really? I thought it was just for energy, I didn't know it helped constipation" and then I realized that was not what they meant lol
     
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    A few years ago my friend and I were tooling on up the road and she was singing along to the radio to keep my son amused (he was a tot back then, so it was probably more than a "few" years ago). A commercial came on for Cheese Strings, set to the song "Wild Thing". Basically replaced the words "Wild Thing" with "Cheese Strings". I misheard and thought she was saying "G-String", wondered just what was going on in her warped little mind!
     
  6. Renee750il

    Renee750il Felurian

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    5 Hour Sunbeam Energy Poop?
     
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    eddieq Silence! I ban you! Staff Member

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    Taste the rainbow
     
  8. sparks19

    sparks19 I'd rather be at Disney

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    LOL another one

    We were up north and playing a game and having a few drinks with my dad and sisters family with the radio playing and this commercial came on. I don't remember what it was for but all we heard was

    "so dicker if you have to"

    Wait... What? Did that commercial just say dick her if you have to? WTH lol

    Oh... Dicker like haggle not... The other thing lol. That is still a running joke for all of us
     
  9. Renee750il

    Renee750il Felurian

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    Yeah, just be careful not to use it when you're wearing old lady hot pants :eek:

    The 5 Hour Sunbeam Energy Poop --

    Not the dicker . . .
     
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    eddieq Silence! I ban you! Staff Member

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    I know that they ladies are always raving about Dicken's brand apple ciders. Especially heated up. The ladies just love a Hot Dicken's Cider.



    Say it quickly
     
  11. Renee750il

    Renee750il Felurian

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    Kinda like buying your furniture at Sofa King.
     
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    eddieq Silence! I ban you! Staff Member

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    The prices are Sofa King Low!
     
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    sparks19 I'd rather be at Disney

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    Well you just can't argue with that LOL
     
  14. Renee750il

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    But the cushions are Sofa King soft it's hard to get up!
     
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    sparks19 I'd rather be at Disney

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    That might put a downer on the hot dickens cider
     
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    Dogdragoness Happy Spring!!!!

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    Makes your poop energized & colorful ha ha ha :D
     
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    *blackrose "I'm kupo for kupo nuts!"

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    Speaking of hearing things wrong, Mike and I were out eating pizza with my brother and his girlfriend...the waiter asked us what we would like on our pizza and Mike said, "Did you just say did we want sex on our pizza?"

    *face palm* Knew where his mind was! :D LOL
     
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    Haha yes. There's a country song out right now where she says "Grave Digger" several times...every time I hear it I stop and think she is saying a uh..racial slur.
     
  19. misfitz

    misfitz Ruddy Buttinski

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    LOLOL. For the longest time I thought that Tegan and Sarah song, "Walking with the Ghost" was actually, "I was f**ing with the ghost"

    This is still my all-time favorite though:

    http://youtu.be/eOLPrdd8JvU
     

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