When good breeds go cross-bred

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    When Good Dogs Go and Crossbreed
    Pointer + Setter =
    Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet

    Kerry Blue Terrier + Skye Terrier =
    Blue Skye, a dog for visionaries

    Great Pyrenees + Dachshund =
    Pyradachs, a puzzling breed

    Pekingnese + Lhasa Apso =
    Peekasso, an abstract dog

    Irish Water Spaniel + English Springer Spaniel =
    Irish Springer, a dog fresh and clean as a whistle

    Labrador Retriever + Curly Coated Retriever =
    Lab Coat Retriever, the choice of research scientists

    Newfoundland + Basset Hound =
    Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for financial advisors

    Terrier + Bulldog =
    Terribull, a dog prone to awful mistakes

    Bloodhound + Labrador =
    Blabador, a dog that barks incessantly

    Malamute + Pointer =
    Moot Point, owned by....oh, well, it doesn't matter anyway

    Collie + Malamute =
    Commute, a dog that travels to work

    Deerhound + Terrier =
    Derriere, a dog that's true to the end

    Cocker Spaniel + Rottweiller =
    Cockrot, the perfect puppy for that philandering ex-husband

    Bull Terrier + Shitzu =
    Bullshitz, a gregarious but unreliable breed
     
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