What would your dogs personal ad sound like?

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  1. Baxter'smybaby

    Baxter'smybaby swimming upstream

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    Baxter:

    Slightly neurotic, but loving, single black (mostly)male, seeking demure female for romps in the park. Must enjoy a good sniff, chasing rabbits, and not get upset when I roll in stinky stuff. In return, will keep your ears clean, and will follow you anywhere....unless my nose takes me someplace else. :p


    Wilson:

    Studly strong willed, but comical male looking for fun. Size doesn't matter--I kind of like a big girl. I am short of stature, but make up for it in my personality. Willing to stand up to other suiters, to win your affections. I love a good tummy rub, and I hate squirrels. If you think you are a good match for me, chat me up! :cool:
     
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    MPP petperson

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    Monday: Tall brown girl with fetching ears looking for a soul mate to run around with and play bitey-face. Must enjoy long walks and comfy sofa curl-up time. If you're the right one, I'll share my moose with you.

    Katie Mae: Black is beautiful! Looking for an easy-going guy to trot around and sniff things with. Size doesn't matter; big or little, I'm a sociable girl who'd love to get to know you.
     
  3. Raja:

    Outgoing tomboy, interested in traveling the world and hunting big and small game. Likes it rough. Looking for a big, studly man that doesn't mind a girl who takes charge. Willing to share the best squeaky dragon in the world with that special someone.

    Tempie:

    Lovely blonde, in search of a soulmate who is patient, caring, and immune to the smell of dead people. Must like wallowing in the mud and cuddling every single night, no matter how hot and humid and miserable it might be.
     
  4. Renee750il

    Renee750il Felurian

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    Kharma: Can you keep up with this HMB? Redhead. Loves hunting, long walks in the dark, stargazing, people watching, bed wrestling. Subject to a little road rage from time to time. Big chest, great ass, long legs, soft lips, likes tongue action.
     
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  5. JennSLK

    JennSLK F150 and a .30-06

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    I really needed that Renee
     
  6. ACooper

    ACooper Moderator

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    Holy crap! :rofl1: You should post that in the local paper and see how many pervs come to meet her! LMAO!
    Phoebe: Loving, gentle, older gal. Likes long walks, meeting new people, and peanut butter. Prefers an orderly life without craziness or surprises, must love children.

    Orson: Tall, dark, handsome, leggy, athletic male with deep chocolaty eyes. Bed hog which makes great snuggling opportunities. Loyal and protective of loved ones, great sense of humor, entertaining, and always up for anything!
     
  7. Baxter'smybaby

    Baxter'smybaby swimming upstream

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    Wilson would like to send Kharma a text...he's interested. :p
     
  8. Chewbecca

    Chewbecca feel the magic

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    Ophie:
    Young, strikingly well toned female who loves to bite at pant legs and tug at your heart strings. Must stay off MY bed, unless I like you.

    Luke:
    Goofy all white, good-natured fella who will keep you laughing. Mesmerizing eyes, and very flexible.
    Just don't take mai nomz.
     
  9. corgipower

    corgipower Tweleve Enthusiest

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    Grumpy older redhead. Looking for someone who poops a lot and who doesn't will gladly lie down to be humped. Sniffers need not reply.

    Morgan:
    Cute and affectionate female who enjoys a roll in the hay (literally). I prefer big boys. Must be able to keep your paws off my back and get a little dirty with me. Please include pictures.

    Tyr:
    Will take any and all females. And maybe some males.

    Nyx:
    Intentionally left blank. Nyx doesn't do personals.
     
  10. Beanie

    Beanie Clicker Cult Coordinator

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    Small, annoying pest seeks perpetual ball-thrower. Thinks he's really cute. Not at all cute when shoving his face in yours at 5AM. Must share interest in wooly things.
     

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