What would be your dog's personal ad?

Discussion in 'Dogs - General Dog Chat' started by Scooter, Nov 13, 2009.

  1. corgipower

    corgipower Tweleve Enthusiest

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    Reclusive redhead seeks companion who will tolerate occasional humping and frequent snarkiness. Not interested in sharing anything. You can have the other couch.

    Nyx:

    Slightly socially awkward and shy looking for a friend who will be tolerant of my mistakes and keep their nose to themselves. Prefer someone who enjoys a good game of tug-of-war, as long as they understand that I always win.
     
  2. dogsarebetter

    dogsarebetter EVIL SHELTIES!!!!

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    Ruckus:

    Very sophisticated dark haired male seeking a younger woman. Prefers being the boss, and enjoys outsmarting humans. Must also look good with your tail held high over your back and your nose sticking in the air.

    Lynn:

    young blond sporty female seeking a dapper dog. enjoys long walks while pulling owner, and jumping up on people. Must love cats.
     
  3. Dekka

    Dekka Just try me..

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    Athletic out going fun guy. Must love to chase cats and horses. Loves to go for car rides! Lives to get rats. Likes to play and run. Did I mention I love to chase things? Food is great! Must love food, oh and rolling in horse poo. Racing is fun! Chasing things rocks. Do you like to run? Age, breed, well really anything doesn't matter as long as you are female and love to chase things.
     

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