What breed of Dog are you?

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    Heheh... first one says I'm a beagle:

    "You are good natured. You enjoy spending time with people and animals.
    You have a wild, independent streak. If you're left to your own devices, you get in trouble.

    You love to eat and enjoy food of all kinds. If you don't get enough physical activity, you tend to have a weight problem.
    You are very stubborn. You don't like authority, and you tend to do your own thing no matter what."

    Second one says I'm a lab, too.
     
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    First one said Lab, second said Border Collie!
     
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    Interesting, lol.

    1) American Bulldog

    "You are a very imposing, powerful creature... but deep down, you're generally good natured.
    You are incredibly energetic, and you like to blow off steam with sports and horsing around.

    You are naturally courageous. You would run into a burning building to save someone you loved.
    You intimidate people without trying to. Some people assume the worst of you when they first meet you. "

    2) Golden Retriever

    "Laid-back, sociable and well-groomed, you've got your own hip little pack of groupies who just love to be around you. You have a brain inside that adorable little head of yours, though you use it mostly to organize your hectic social calendar. You never poop out at parties, and since you're popular with ladies and men, as well as children and adults, you dish out your wit, charm and luck to whomever is close enough to bask in it. The top dog likes you and wants to be your best friend, despite the fact that he doesn't really know what the heck you do. No one does, in fact, but everyone loves you all the same. A true foodie, you’ve got your keen ears fine-tuned to make sure you don't miss out on the opening of a trendy new place to nosh. But your youthful days of being able to wolf down food 24-7 are wagging behind you, meaning you've got to watch what you eat so you don’t pull a Brando and outgrow your coats."
     
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    I got Chihuahua. :)
    UGH! True of me TBH, but Chihuahuas should be confident, not that they want to be held by everyone. As son as I saw "chihuahua" I knew something like this would pop up. :rolleyes:

    I've taken the Dogster one before, it says Border Collie. :)
     
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    I got American Bulldog for the first one

    "You are a very imposing, powerful creature... but deep down, you're generally good natured.
    You are incredibly energetic, and you like to blow off steam with sports and horsing around.

    You are naturally courageous. You would run into a burning building to save someone you loved.
    You intimidate people without trying to. Some people assume the worst of you when they first meet you."


    Second one I got Border Collie

    "You've heard about this "second-place ribbon" thing, but really don’t ever plan on getting one. Not a chance. Highly competitive, you keep one eye on the Best in Show prize and one on the rest of the pack, making sure you're always at least one paw ahead. You love your family and enjoy the company you keep, but you'd trade all of them in a heartbeat for a corner office and some meaty stock options. When you're not licking your professional coat, naked skydiving and triathlons keep you entertained. You idolize the top dog and will do so until you sniff out a way to take over the company and do a little "restructuring.""


    So.... I am neurotic and controlling?

    Yup :D Sounds about right.
     
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    First one says Boxer:
    The only thing in that description that even comes CLOSE to me is the "you get your way without even trying to". LOL When I want something, I dig my heels in and do everything in my power to get it. I'm definitely not playful, a comedian, or energetic.

    Second one is Labrador Retriever:
    Much more fitting, if I do say so myself.
     
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    the first said Chihuahua, the second, Labrador. :p
     
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    First beagle, second lab. The description on lab was actually pretty close to my personality!
     
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    First said American Bulldog, second said German Shepherd.
     
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    I'm a Chihuahua.
    Errr...this does not match at all:
    Except for the neurotic part, but it has nothing to do with being fragile, lol.

    The second one said Bulldog, which is a little more true:
     
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    First ome says American Bulldog.
    Second one says Bulldog.
     
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    First one says Boxer, second one says Border Collie. The second one was a lot more accurate.

     
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    I got bullmastiff for the first one. Seems a bit odd for me.

    The second one I've done a few times and usually get border collie but I got German Shepherd this time.

     
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    Huh...
    I got both of those too.

    Neither one really fits.

    Although on the second quiz many of my true answers were "none of the above".
     
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    I'm an american bulldog?.. really?! lol
     
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    First said Boxer, second was Lab...think I'm more of a Boxer
     
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    American Bulldog and a Border Colllie (maybe that's why me and Charlie mesh so well).
     
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