Friends and family are ticking me off lately. I'm about to put a ban on having people to the house. The house is clean, the dogs are well fed, Percy is a bit on the goofy side, yes, but we're working with him. These are my top five, what are yours? Things I am sick and tired of hearing about my dogs: 5) Wow, that's a lot of mouths to feed. How do you do it? None of your business. They're all healthy and well fed, probably better fed than yours are. Keep your nose out of it. 4) How do you deal with all the hair? I'm a groomer. What kind of question is that, seriously? 3) You know since they're rescues, they'll probably have a lot of health issues, right? Yes. But love is unconditional. You still love your grandma with dementia? Your aunt with cancer? Shut up. 2) Wow. Percy is WAY too hyper for me. That's why he's not your dog. He's a golden puppy, and its normal. We're working on it. You're not. If you don't like it, don't come over. and the number one thing that I am sick and tired of hearing, and that people are going to start getting reamed for: 1) FIVE IS JUST TOO MANY! MAYBE it is for you. MAYBE that's why YOU don't have FIVE dogs. We handle it just fine, thank you very much. Now, kindly butt out.