After being forcefully beaten with sticks, I decided I should join this handy dandy looking place. Well hey, I'm Jare. I live on this huge frozen wasteland some people like to call Alaska. I enjoy things like talking in caps for emphasis but I won't do that here because the vortex between clicking "Post" and when it actually posts told me no. I also enjoy funny things. I have almost three dogs. An almost nine year old Lab-ish/ Shar Pei-ish mutty mutt called Nellie, a 2 year old brindle and white Pit Bull called Aija which is me trying to confuse you because its just pronounced like "Asia". The almost third dog is a 13-14+ year old squatty little Beagle mutant who is on paper known as Biscuit, but me and the rest of the world just call her Beagle. She is an almost third dog because she actually belongs to my sister who pays all of her expenses and does the caring for her when she can, but Beagle lives with me due to my sisters 3 week on, 1-2 week off job. Oh, also I watch my brother in law's Chihuahua, Brian so he will make an appearance from time to time. Aija, the turd. Nellie, the wrinkle neck. Beagle the Beagle. And Brian cuddling with Aija.