wants that make no sense..

[PWCorgi]

Sara, lets start a mofo FARM!

Frodo needs to herd those yak things, how cute would that be?!!

Also, we are having texas longhorns so that we can put tennis balls on the ends of their horns like on the feet of walkers for old people.

New life plan: activate!

 

[JustaLilBitaLuck]

And we can have chickens that look like this!

And this!

 

[PWCorgi]

Ahhhhh!

And these pigs:

 

[Brattina88]

A horse. Sheepies. An iPad. A baby. Yeah that last one especially makes NO sense :rofl1:

 

[Romy]

Also, we are having texas longhorns so that we can put tennis balls on the ends of their horns like on the feet of walkers for old people.

New life plan: activate!

:rofl1::rofl1:

I really want a yak way more than a horse. And I would so knit socks with pompoms for my yak's horns.

Can you imagine how awesome this ram's skull would look?

I also want to start a new genetic chicken project to breed large beefy black bone chickens. Probably using langshans and australorps as outcrosses. Om nom nom nom.

Then get koeyoshis because they look like godzilla and sound like motorcycles. The neighbors would never know I had chickens. buahahaha.

You have soiled my honor.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aA4ReQ8qJy4

And then I would import a BUNCH of ayam ketawa and put them all right by my window because every time I hear one I start laughing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6k_cWjtgj8

 

[joce]

No! Cows that look like this:

That looks like one of my Scottish cattle!

I want some regular old long horns to. Cheap here now because everyone and their mom had one. Just no room right now(or time......)

I just think I'd end up with a bunch of pet cows though! I will have a Scottish highland. They are very good at clearing brush and living off weedy crap according to people I've talked to. You can fence in woodland and they clear the crud.

The baby want comes and goes with me. Currently I want a new horse more so figure waiting is the thing to do!!!!

 

[Dakotah]

A duck. Always wanted a duck, just have NO idea how I would go about raising it because it'll have to be a pet LOL

Also, throw me on the horse bandwagon. LOVE horses. Miss working with them and riding them.

And... a pig. Why? I don't know. I am TERRIFIED of pigs. Baby pigs are fine, like when they are tiny and cute and squishy, but that only last about the first 3 months (if I'm lucky) of their life, after that ITS TIME FOR SOME BACON!

 

[MericoX]

Want a small critter/reptile. But though I like them, not fond of pets that I can't hug without killing lol (Tsuki is an exception).

 

[Romy]

Want a small critter/reptile. But though I like them, not fond of pets that I can't hug without killing lol (Tsuki is an exception).

You need a boa so it can hug you back. <3

 

[MandyPug]

I want a sloth.

I'd paint it's nails and call it shaniqua.

 

[JessLough]

OH ANOTHER ONE.

I want another ferret. Which makes no sense, cause I have too many as is and usually want to kill the ones I have.

 

[MericoX]

You need a boa so it can hug you back. <3

Bwahaha yes!
I do see a ferret at some point... but with terriers and poodles that like small furry things it's a no go :rofl1: .

 

[Romy]

I want a sloth.

I'd paint it's nails and call it shaniqua.

This instantly sprang to mind. :rofl1:

I had to replace the link with this text because chaz censored it and it broke

 

[BostonBanker]

If I get any animal besides a dog or a horse, or a fish tank when I'm super duper rich and can pay someone else to do all the work, it will be a giraffe.

People have pet camels near us. That's sort of the same, right? I'd get a giraffe.

Ideally a lap giraffe.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkB9OT2XVvA

Look at him! Look at him!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8LcWCr225Aw

I'd turn it out with Tristan. They would have fun romping.

 

[Shai]

Look at him! Look at him!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8LcWCr225Aw

I want her job lol

 

[MilliesMom]

This instantly sprang to mind. :rofl1:

I had to replace the link with this text because chaz censored it and it broke

Ohhhh, I want the Bloggess AND the sloth. I want to take them BOTH to our staff Christmas party this year. Would give meaning to my life.

Oh, and Hugh Jackman, but not the "he puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us" version,(excuse me for a moment as I drift off into THAT little visual).....................
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............................. more of the "perfect man" version I see in my head.

And a bottle of Jägermeister.

And a House Hippo, because they're cute when they yawn.

 

[Miakoda]

I want a miniature Longhorn.

 

[oakash]

I want a sea lion. I saw a live show with three sea lions, and I. MUST. HAVE. They remind me of Suzie. When she's soaking at least.

I also want a two story house with a fire pole in it. And a slide. OH AND AN INVISIBLE TREE HOUSE. You know, the ones with mirrors on it so it doesn't really look like its there.

 

[Dakotah]

I want her job lol

Ditto lol.

Oh and I want an elephant. They are my favorite animal EVER and I love everything about them. TOTALLY must have! Oh and a jaguar LOL

 

[milos_mommy]

There's a giraffe who lives here an education center type place, and in winter he goes off to Tennessee, where he lives with a family as their pet. He's pretty awesome, you can pet him and feed him at the farm and he's really friendly and fun.