Wanted - Mini Dachshund: Choc/CREAM dapple longhair MALE

[Fran101]

Well, for $65 I wouldn't even ask for a pedigree or health testing. (I suspect that was a typo?)

For dogs bred specifically as pets, they can at least have a CGC and Temperament Test.

lol i meant $650! woops!! ill go fix that now

 

[Dizzy]

 

[Fran101]

:rofl1:

don't be fooled! its a grenade.. lol jk i just thought a cute pup would put everyone in a good mood. but honestly, i thikn people are being pretty civil, just asking questions

 

[Romy]

Hey now!

Smokey does not approve.

 

[corgipower]

 

[dobesgalore]

:rofl1:

don't be fooled! its a grenade.. lol jk i just thought a cute pup would put everyone in a good mood. but honestly, i thikn people are being pretty civil, just asking questions

Oh.... That TINY puppy!!!! That is THE cutest little thing I have ever seen! OMG!!

 

[Zoom]

The worried look on it's face is the best. "Will it hurt when I blow us both to Timbuktu?"

 

[4dogs3cats]

haha.

It was said perfectly.

If you are advertising a show quality dog, show me WHY it is show quality.

If you are advertising a health tested dog, prove it.

Im selling Kody for $25,000.00. I know the price is high, but he's a magic talking dog. I don't have proof, just believe me.

 

[corgipower]

Im selling Kody for $25,000.00. I know the price is high, but he's a magic talking dog. I don't have proof, just believe me.

I'm selling Morgan for $100,000. She vacuums, does laundry and dishes and weeds the garden. And while she isn't titled in any of the above, I will provide video proof for a non-refundable deposit of 15%.

 

[4dogs3cats]

I'm selling Morgan for $100,000. She vacuums, does laundry and dishes and weeds the garden. And while she isn't titled in any of the above, I will provide video proof for a non-refundable deposit of 15%.

SWEET!!!!! I'll take her!

Im going to send you a check for $85,000,000.00. Take the 15% and then send me back the rest, kay?

 

[corgipower]

SWEET!!!!! I'll take her!

Im going to send you a check for $85,000,000.00. Take the 15% and then send me back the rest, kay?

OK. But only after the check clears, kthx. opcorn:

 

[4dogs3cats]

OK. But only after the check clears, kthx. opcorn:

no no. I actually need this money right away. See my cousins great grandmothers nephews sons mother is very very sick and she needs a brain transplant like TOMORROW. I promise I'm good for it. I don't have proof, but, as a stranger on the internet, please believe me.

opcorn:

 

[corgipower]

no no. I actually need this money right away. See my cousins great grandmothers nephews sons mother is very very sick and she needs a brain transplant like TOMORROW. I promise I'm good for it. I don't have proof, but, as a stranger on the internet, please believe me.

opcorn:

Only if it's your African cousin's great grandmother's nephew's son's mother who is supposed to be king but was forced into exile.

 

[4dogs3cats]

Only if it's your African cousin's great grandmother's nephew's son's mother who is supposed to be king but was forced into exile.

?¿?¿?¿?¿How did you know?¿?¿?¿?¿

 

[corgipower]

?¿?¿?¿?¿How did you know?¿?¿?¿?¿

I got several e-mails on the subject.

 

[4dogs3cats]

I got several e-mails on the subject.

Ohhh okay. That makes sense. The reason I have the $85,000,000.00 just sittin in my bank account is that I got 17 emails telling me I won the Ugoslovian lottery. So... that was pretty cool. I don't even remember entering.

I just had to send them my bank account info, SSN, date of birth, blood sample, birth certificate, and a contract entitling them to my first born child.

Pretty sweet deal if I say so myself.

 

[babymomma]

Ohhh okay. That makes sense. The reason I have the $85,000,000.00 just sittin in my bank account is that I got 17 emails telling me I won the Ugoslovian lottery. So... that was pretty cool. I don't even remember entering.

I just had to send them my bank account info, SSN, date of birth, blood sample, birth certificate, and a contract entitling them to my first born child.

Pretty sweet deal if I say so myself.

:rofl1::rofl1::rofl1::rofl1:

 

[4dogs3cats]

:rofl1::rofl1::rofl1::rofl1:

lol come on lets be serious. I'd TOTALLY take that deal. $85,000,000.00! I dont care if my credit was ruined, duh don't need credit when you're a GAZILLIONaire. And plus.. first born kid? Those are usually the spoiled ones anyway. Nooo thank you. I'll make more.

 

[corgipower]

lol come on lets be serious. I'd TOTALLY take that deal. $85,000,000.00! I dont care if my credit was ruined, duh don't need credit when you're a GAZILLIONaire. And plus.. first born kid? Those are usually the spoiled ones anyway. Nooo thank you. I'll make more.

:rofl1:

My credit was ruined a couple decades ago. If anypne can benefit from my info, I wanna know how they did it because I can't.

And they can have my first born kid when I start breeding goats.

 

[4dogs3cats]

:rofl1:

My credit was ruined a couple decades ago. If anypne can benefit from my info, I wanna know how they did it because I can't.

And they can have my first born kid when I start breeding goats.

Ohhhh good one! lol. Wow we derailed this thread QUITE a bit!

Go us.:cheers: