Urgent Notice: Potential Danger of Dog Hair.....

Discussion in 'Dogs - General Dog Chat' started by lizzybeth727, Nov 17, 2009.

  1. lizzybeth727

    lizzybeth727 New Member

    Joined:
    Nov 9, 2007
    Messages:
    6,403
    Likes Received:
    0
    Trophy Points:
    0
    Occupation:
    Two dogs, three cats
    Location:
    Central Texas
    In a press release today, the National Institute of Health has announced the discovery of a potentially dangerous substance in the hair of dogs. This substance, called "amobacter caninii" has been linked with the following symptoms in females: Reluctance to cook, clean or do housework. Reluctance to wear make-up, good clothes or high heels. Reluctance to spend money on home or car repairs until after 'Baby' has new collars, leashes, beds, treats, food, blankets or toys.

    "Amobacter caninii" usually results in long hours away from home and exhaustion which may lead to a loss of physical contact with other humans especially husbands and boyfriends). "Amobacter caninii" is thought to be addictive, driving the need for additional sources - this may lead to a "pack mentality" or like the potato chip commercial, "you can't have just one". Beware! If you come in contact with a female human infected by this substance, be prepared to talk about dogs for hours. Additional symptom is a lack of motivation to seek a cure. Full recovery is rare and if cured, serious side-effects may result.

    Surgeon General's Warning: Dogs are expensive, addictive, and may impair the ability to use common sense.
     
  2. Island dog

    Island dog New Member

    Joined:
    Aug 18, 2007
    Messages:
    990
    Likes Received:
    0
    Trophy Points:
    0
    Good One!
     
  3. Doberluv

    Doberluv Active Member

    Joined:
    Dec 31, 2004
    Messages:
    22,034
    Likes Received:
    2
    Trophy Points:
    38
    Occupation:
    2 dogs
    Location:
    western Wa
    :rofl1::rofl1:

    When I read the very first part of this, I really thought "they" had discovered some harmful substance. And I was wondering why nothing had happened to me in all these years that I've had dogs. LOL.

    That was funny!!!!! :D
     
  4. Barb04

    Barb04 Love my pets Staff Member

    Joined:
    Sep 28, 2004
    Messages:
    27,408
    Likes Received:
    1
    Trophy Points:
    38
    Location:
    Tennessee
    Oh no, I don't have it full blown, but I've got a little of this new virus!!!!!
     
  5. Lolas Dad

    Lolas Dad New Member

    Joined:
    Jul 7, 2009
    Messages:
    1,017
    Likes Received:
    0
    Trophy Points:
    0
    You know that disease could be a major problem. The other night it was mentioned on the news that a male that does housework around electrical appliances such as washing machines, dryers, vacuum cleaner and dish washers has a low sperm count and the more they use those appliances the lower it gets. So with women getting that disease you mentioned and men having their sperm count lowered the only thing that can be done to have a clean house is to start training the dog to clean the house.

    Oh and the story about a mans sperm count being lowered because of using the above appliances, is true. :yikes:
     
  6. skittledoo

    skittledoo Crazy naked dog lady

    Joined:
    Sep 27, 2007
    Messages:
    13,667
    Likes Received:
    5
    Trophy Points:
    38
    Gender:
    Female
    Occupation:
    Dog Trainer CPDT-KA
    Location:
    Fredericksburg
    HAHAHA I has the disease...crap... it must be full blown too if I'm constantly looking at more border collies and breeders
     
  7. corgipower

    corgipower Tweleve Enthusiest

    Joined:
    Sep 19, 2007
    Messages:
    8,233
    Likes Received:
    0
    Trophy Points:
    36
    Occupation:
    4 dogs
    Location:
    here
    :rofl1::rofl1:
     
  8. bubbatd

    bubbatd Moderator

    Joined:
    Nov 28, 2004
    Messages:
    64,812
    Likes Received:
    0
    Trophy Points:
    0
    Yup ! I've got all the symptoms !
     
  9. xpaeanx

    xpaeanx Active Member

    Joined:
    Jul 10, 2008
    Messages:
    8,387
    Likes Received:
    1
    Trophy Points:
    38
    Location:
    Long Island, NY
    haha! I love it!
     
  10. ACooper

    ACooper Moderator

    Joined:
    Jan 7, 2007
    Messages:
    27,771
    Likes Received:
    1
    Trophy Points:
    38
    Location:
    IN
    The main question is.........will there be a pill or shot to cure/protect the side effects? LOL
    (I has it too)
     

Share This Page