Trouser, the Guard Dog

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  1. Renee750il

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    Here's another one from Ladyhawke:

    "A Happy-Go-Lucky Dog"

    Trouser was normally a happy-go-lucky dog. He would
    chase tennis balls, play with other doggies, and eat his
    dinner without a fuss. He was a dog without a care. But
    on that fateful autumn afternoon, it was to be different.

    Trouser's owners were walking him along a trail at the park,
    when suddenly from out of the bushes jumped a man all
    dressed in black. He had white paint on his face, and was
    gesturing annoyingly at Trouser's masters. This strange
    person spoke not a word, but proceeded to pretend that
    he was trapped in a box and that he was pulling on a long
    rope. Seeing the sheer horror on his masters' faces, Trouser
    took it upon himself to rectify the situation. With a low growl
    he jumped and sank his teeth into this annoying pseudo
    clown's leg. Trouser immediately got a sickened look in his
    eyes and began to vomit wildly. He then dragged his tongue
    all over the ground in an effort to remove the man's foul
    essence from his mouth.

    For Trouser had learned that .... a mime is a terrible thing
    to taste.
     
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    chazhound Alpha Dog Staff Member

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    Haaaa haaaaa!!! I bet Trouser was speechless :)

    Chazhound
     
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    OOOHHH! Chaz! That one deserves PUN-ishment! :D
     

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