Top 10 reasons to breed your dog

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Top 10 Reasons to Breed Dogs

10. Thought the house was too orderly
9. Never did like having a full nights sleep
8. Wanted my Vet to get a new BMW
7. Thought the furniture looked too nice
6. Love the sounds of puppies in the morning, noon, afternoon, evening, midnight, pre-dawn, etc.
5. Garden and backyard needed renovations, and didn't want
to pay a gardener.
4. Neighbors didn't complain enough
3. Kids weren't enough of a challenge
2. If you can train & show one dog, why not ten
1. Wanted to see if spouse really meant those vows
 
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Thank you for providing me with some amusement tonight.

Im guessing you recently bred dogs? If so what kind?

Elissa
 

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10. Thought the house was too orderly
9. Never did like having a full nights sleep
8. Wanted my Vet to get a new BMW
7. Thought the furniture looked too nice
6. Love the sounds of puppies in the morning, noon, afternoon, evening, midnight, pre-dawn, etc.
5. Garden and backyard needed renovations, and didn't want
to pay a gardener.
4. Neighbors didn't complain enough
3. Kids weren't enough of a challenge
2. If you can train & show one dog, why not ten
1. Wanted to see if spouse really meant those vows
Top 10 reasons I have 6 dogs in my house and only 2 are mine. !!!!!!

LOL
 

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I dont breed dogs Lol, i got that from one of my friends that adopted a pregnant american bull terrier.
 
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Sheka said:
Top 10 Reasons to Breed Dogs

10. Thought the house was too orderly
9. Never did like having a full nights sleep
8. Wanted my Vet to get a new BMW
7. Thought the furniture looked too nice
6. Love the sounds of puppies in the morning, noon, afternoon, evening, midnight, pre-dawn, etc.
5. Garden and backyard needed renovations, and didn't want
to pay a gardener.
4. Neighbors didn't complain enough
3. Kids weren't enough of a challenge
2. If you can train & show one dog, why not ten
1. Wanted to see if spouse really meant those vows
In my house that list is called one neutered MinPin.
 

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One of my dogs gave birth - we werent planning on letting her have puppies !!
shes a small labrador and only had two, but that was hard enough!
 
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tessa_s212

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Lol. How true! I remember back when my mother was a cocker spaniel BYB. At one time we had two bitches that gave birth to 7-9 puppies each within a week of eachother. Even better, one wouldn't nurse or even acknowledge her puppies. Mother #2 sure had alot of puppies to care for! Craziness. Craziness, I tell ya.
 

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