I just got back from a cattle-call job interview for Frightmare Manor. The website locates it in Knoxville, but really it's on the west end of Knoxville. Some of the people there were plenty scary without any makeup. I'm in better shape than most of their security staff, except for the guy who runs a dojo. They split us all up -- acting jobs and staff. The guy that interviewed me kept asking, "are you SURE you don't want to be an actor?" I told him "no, but I'm flexible, if you need someone on the front I figure you can stuff me in a push up bra and Elvira dress." He cracked up, said he was jotting down "push up bra" next to my name and said I reminded him of someone. "Yeah, I've been tagged with Jessica Rabbit, and one of the guys at the gym keeps calling me Lady Heather -- I'm going to have to hurt him." He grinned and said, "don't hurt me, but you do." He was a little wide-eyed at some of the stuff I've done, working with pro-wrestling, managing auctions, managing murder trials and asked me if any of the stuff I was writing had any horror overtones :rofl1: Not holding my breath opcorn: Anyway, that's the weird for the day.