I love my dogs, but really, there are some things I could live without. For instance, why is it that when Duncan lick his paws, or his back, or his tail he does it soooo quietly, and yet when it comes to licking his junk you can hear him with the TV and the radio on? Hmmn? Why is that? It's like suddenly it's not good enough to just do it normal and quiet-like, there has to be epic sound effects like lip smacking and snorting, slurping and gnawing. I mean, I could live without that. All though I'm not sure if he would be Duncan if he wasn't so obnoxious.