I was cooking tonight, making crepes.. Basically we just fill them in in the kitchen then go eat... I left the package of deli ham at the back of the counter, about half a pound of it. I noticed it was weird when I was eating because Boris wasn't here. Well, he had stolen the package and was running outside with it. When my husband started chasing him with some hotdogs to trade and get it back, he just emptied the bag and swallowed the whole thing, plastic divider included, in like 3 seconds. Sometimes I wish I had got a small dog.