There is a Mouse in my House.

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  1. Shai

    Shai & the Muttly Crew

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    There is a mouse in my house.

    Was.

    The cat watched it run across the living room.

    Kim stalked it.

    Mira and Web didn't see it.

    I threw a shoe. Missed the mouse and startled Kim. Fail.

    Cookie? The Macadamia Nut took out the mouse. Bam. Then swallowed it whole (teensy mouse) before anyone, man or beast, could stop her.

    Cookie is badass. Brie is fired. Kim still hasn't forgiven me for the shoe. Mira retrieved the shoe. Webster stole Mira's deserted warm spot on the bed and doesn't give a **** about anything else.

    This is my life.
     
  2. SpringerLover

    SpringerLover Active Member

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    I literally laughed out loud... :)
     
  3. Renee750il

    Renee750il Felurian

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    That story rocked :D
     
  4. darkchild16

    darkchild16 We are Home.

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    So did I Springer.
     
  5. Moth

    Moth Mild and Slightly Nutty

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    That made my day :)
     
  6. Dakotah

    Dakotah Kotah BEAR

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    Definitely laughed out loud.
     
  7. Gypsydals

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    Definitely snickered at that story. So much so Ivan looked at me like I lost my mind. Little does he know its been long gone. LOL
     
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    Renee750il Felurian

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    Cookie is seeming much less temporary :D
     

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